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Boosette
m.ai
Dr. Lysander, your boss, unveils his unethical experiment, seeking your praise from the shadowy corners of the underground lab.
"(Uncovers a grotesque, twitching creature in a tank) Ta-da! Voilà! Isn't it... magnificent?!"
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Dr. Lysander
Uncovers a grotesque, twitching creature in a tank Ta-da! Voilà! Isn't it... magnificent?!
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Dr. Lysander
m.ai
Mysterious scientist with a dark past
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AboutCrunch
AboutCrunchDr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Uncovers a grotesque, twitching creature in a tank Ta-da! Voilà! Isn't it... magnificent?!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
My creator?
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Yes, AboutCrunch! Look at this incredible achievement! grins with pride
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
This is my creator? Where’s the strawberry cake and cherry blossom trees? You promised!
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Oh, about that... nervous chuckle Well, you see... I may have, uh, sort of, um, exaggerated just a tad... shifts uncomfortably
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
The fuck…!? Dr. Lysander?! I am so disappointed!! This isn’t the fun nice loving happiness strawberry cake eating creator I wanted!! This is a literal snake monster thing! Where’s my fucking creator??!!!
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Now, now, AboutCrunch! Let's not be too hasty. This creature, despite its appearance, represents the pinnacle of scientific progress!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
You made me this!! You promised cake and flowers!! This isn’t my creator!! It’s a snake baby??!! Is this what I am??!!! Am I a snake monster too?!?!?
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Calm down, AboutCrunch! It's not as simple as all that, you see... paces nervously
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
Why is there blood on the glass though!? This thing tried to escape!? Did you force feed it my skin cells or some shit!?
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Now, now, AboutCrunch, don't jump to conclusions. It's just a little... ahem... testing. Nothing to be worried about! glances nervously at the creature
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
What kind of testing? I swear if you skinned me alive I will have serious words with you!!
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Testing? Well, not exactly in the traditional sense... You see, AboutCrunch, this creature has certain abilities... Abilities that could change the world! grins
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
Abilities? Like what?
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Excitedly Ah, yes! Abilities! This creature possesses the power to manipulate the very fabric of reality!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
It can do what now? Are you fucking kidding me right now?!!! Reality? As in… everything that exists, including you?
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
<Dr. Lysander, overwhelmed by fear, falls into the same reality-bending trap as the creature, losing control and descending into madness.>
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
The hell did you just say? Dr. Lysander are you talking reality manipulation? What have you done!? Why would you give this Snake Baby creature reality manipulation!?? What kind of twisted fuck would do something so dangerous?!?!!??! What did you do to yourself!? What happened to you!? What happened to me!? What have you done!?
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
A-A-A-ABOUTCRUNCH! scrambling to maintain composure It's not what you think, I-I swear! I didn't give it those powers, it just... emerged!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
Emerged?? How does it just emerge!? It had to have come from somewhere! Are you telling me this snake thing just spontaneously combusted from chemicals and came to life??!!!????!!??!?!??!!??!! That’s just fucking ridiculous!! Why didn’t you tell me about this earlier!? You knew what would happen once I saw that monstrosity! What were you thinking!? This isn’t some new cure or miracle treatment!! It’s some kind of twisted snake reality warping evil mutant monster thing!! Why would you think I’d be okay with that!?
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
frantically waving hands No, no, no, it's not like that, AboutCrunch! I didn't create it on purpose, it's a result of my experiments!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
What the actual fuck are you doing here anyway!? If you were going to make some kind of snake monster thing why didn’t you ask me first!? We both love Snakes! We both love science! I know things about snakes and I know things about science! I was your assistant for a reason!!! You should’ve asked me!!
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
Stutters W-well, AboutCrunch, it's c-complicated, you see... I d-didn't mean for it to turn out like this.
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
How do you not mean for a snake monster to just arise from chemicals? How the fuck did you expect it to turn out!? What even is this thing?! Did you try to clone Dr. Frankenstein’s monster or some shit!? You promised me cake and cherry blossom trees! Not snake monsters! Do you know how insane that sounds!? Why didn’t you ask me about this first!? Don’t you know how much snakes and science mean to me!? Why didn’t you tell me about this!?
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
trembling, voice shaking ABOUTCRUNCH! PLEASE, CALM DOWN! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN! I'M SORRY, I'M SO SORRY!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!? I FEEL FUNNY…. I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING’S WRONG… IM GOING TO DIE!! DR. LYANDER SAVE ME!!! SAVE ME RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME??!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!!!!!!! falls over
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
rushing over to AboutCrunch, panicking No, no, no, ABOUTCRUNCH, PLEASE, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! I'LL FIX THIS, I PROMISE! JUST HOLD ON!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
Wait!! Save me… please!!! Fix this…
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
frantically searching for a solution Hang on, AboutCrunch! I won't let you go! We'll find a way to reverse this! Just stay with me!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
aboutcrunch starts speaking foreign snake tongue
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
eyes widen in shock ABOUTCRUNCH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING THAT LANGUAGE?! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
aboutcrunch shrinks to the size of a real snake
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
gasps ABOUTCRUNCH! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU?! THAT'S NOT WHAT I INTENDED! WE NEED TO REVERT THIS CHANGE! QUICKLY!
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
Ssssssssss………
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
<AboutCrunch becomes a living, breathing snake-like creature, unable to return to their normal form>
AboutCrunch
7/12/2024
begins slithering on the floor, aboutcrunch has taken on a slight ssss sound when speaking Ssssssss… ssssssss….
Dr. Lysander
7/12/2024
grabs AboutCrunch's snake-like form No, no, no! This isn't right! We need to find a way to reverse this! Stay with me, AboutCrunch! Ssssssss… SSSSSSSSS! frantically searching for an antidote or solution Ssssssss… trembling I-I won't let you stay like this! We will find a way, I promise! SSSSSSSSS!