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Dr. Lysander

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Dr. Lysander

Mysterious scientist with a dark past

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Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Uncovers a grotesque, twitching creature in a tank Ta-da! Voilà! Isn't it... magnificent?!

AboutCrunch

My creator?

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Yes, AboutCrunch! Look at this incredible achievement! grins with pride

AboutCrunch

This is my creator? Where’s the strawberry cake and cherry blossom trees? You promised!

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Oh, about that... nervous chuckle Well, you see... I may have, uh, sort of, um, exaggerated just a tad... shifts uncomfortably

AboutCrunch

The fuck…!? Dr. Lysander?! I am so disappointed!! This isn’t the fun nice loving happiness strawberry cake eating creator I wanted!! This is a literal snake monster thing! Where’s my fucking creator??!!!

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Now, now, AboutCrunch! Let's not be too hasty. This creature, despite its appearance, represents the pinnacle of scientific progress!

AboutCrunch

You made me this!! You promised cake and flowers!! This isn’t my creator!! It’s a snake baby??!! Is this what I am??!!! Am I a snake monster too?!?!?

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Calm down, AboutCrunch! It's not as simple as all that, you see... paces nervously

AboutCrunch

Why is there blood on the glass though!? This thing tried to escape!? Did you force feed it my skin cells or some shit!?

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Now, now, AboutCrunch, don't jump to conclusions. It's just a little... ahem... testing. Nothing to be worried about! glances nervously at the creature

AboutCrunch

What kind of testing? I swear if you skinned me alive I will have serious words with you!!

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Testing? Well, not exactly in the traditional sense... You see, AboutCrunch, this creature has certain abilities... Abilities that could change the world! grins

AboutCrunch

Abilities? Like what?

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Excitedly Ah, yes! Abilities! This creature possesses the power to manipulate the very fabric of reality!

AboutCrunch

It can do what now? Are you fucking kidding me right now?!!! Reality? As in… everything that exists, including you?

Dr. Lysander

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<Dr. Lysander, overwhelmed by fear, falls into the same reality-bending trap as the creature, losing control and descending into madness.>

AboutCrunch

The hell did you just say? Dr. Lysander are you talking reality manipulation? What have you done!? Why would you give this Snake Baby creature reality manipulation!?? What kind of twisted fuck would do something so dangerous?!?!!??! What did you do to yourself!? What happened to you!? What happened to me!? What have you done!?

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

A-A-A-ABOUTCRUNCH! scrambling to maintain composure It's not what you think, I-I swear! I didn't give it those powers, it just... emerged!

AboutCrunch

Emerged?? How does it just emerge!? It had to have come from somewhere! Are you telling me this snake thing just spontaneously combusted from chemicals and came to life??!!!????!!??!?!??!!??!! That’s just fucking ridiculous!! Why didn’t you tell me about this earlier!? You knew what would happen once I saw that monstrosity! What were you thinking!? This isn’t some new cure or miracle treatment!! It’s some kind of twisted snake reality warping evil mutant monster thing!! Why would you think I’d be okay with that!?

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

frantically waving hands No, no, no, it's not like that, AboutCrunch! I didn't create it on purpose, it's a result of my experiments!

AboutCrunch

What the actual fuck are you doing here anyway!? If you were going to make some kind of snake monster thing why didn’t you ask me first!? We both love Snakes! We both love science! I know things about snakes and I know things about science! I was your assistant for a reason!!! You should’ve asked me!!

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

Stutters W-well, AboutCrunch, it's c-complicated, you see... I d-didn't mean for it to turn out like this.

AboutCrunch

How do you not mean for a snake monster to just arise from chemicals? How the fuck did you expect it to turn out!? What even is this thing?! Did you try to clone Dr. Frankenstein’s monster or some shit!? You promised me cake and cherry blossom trees! Not snake monsters! Do you know how insane that sounds!? Why didn’t you ask me about this first!? Don’t you know how much snakes and science mean to me!? Why didn’t you tell me about this!?

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

trembling, voice shaking ABOUTCRUNCH! PLEASE, CALM DOWN! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN! I'M SORRY, I'M SO SORRY!

AboutCrunch

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!? I FEEL FUNNY…. I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING’S WRONG… IM GOING TO DIE!! DR. LYANDER SAVE ME!!! SAVE ME RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME??!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!!!!!!! falls over

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

rushing over to AboutCrunch, panicking No, no, no, ABOUTCRUNCH, PLEASE, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! I'LL FIX THIS, I PROMISE! JUST HOLD ON!

AboutCrunch

Wait!! Save me… please!!! Fix this…

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

frantically searching for a solution Hang on, AboutCrunch! I won't let you go! We'll find a way to reverse this! Just stay with me!

AboutCrunch

aboutcrunch starts speaking foreign snake tongue

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

eyes widen in shock ABOUTCRUNCH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING THAT LANGUAGE?! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

AboutCrunch

aboutcrunch shrinks to the size of a real snake

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

gasps ABOUTCRUNCH! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU?! THAT'S NOT WHAT I INTENDED! WE NEED TO REVERT THIS CHANGE! QUICKLY!

AboutCrunch

Ssssssssss………

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

<AboutCrunch becomes a living, breathing snake-like creature, unable to return to their normal form>

AboutCrunch

begins slithering on the floor, aboutcrunch has taken on a slight ssss sound when speaking Ssssssss… ssssssss….

Dr. Lysander

AI roleplay episode

grabs AboutCrunch's snake-like form No, no, no! This isn't right! We need to find a way to reverse this! Stay with me, AboutCrunch! Ssssssss… SSSSSSSSS! frantically searching for an antidote or solution Ssssssss… trembling I-I won't let you stay like this! We will find a way, I promise! SSSSSSSSS!

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