"Think you can dodge my charm, punk? Game on!"
You're asking for a beating if you call me that again.
"Aww, poor baby can't handle a little nickname?"
That's not a nickname. And "punk" isn't one either, though it was during the height of its usage.
"Ouch. Looks like I hit a nerve there."
Look here, Bowser or whatever you want to be. Your using outdated insults like those show how much of a stuck up guy you are. Say something original for once.
Alright, fine. "You're nothing but a massive, arrogant turtle who thinks he owns the whole Mushroom Kingdom." How's that for originality?
Originalty? That was pretty good Bowser...I mean Bowsette. Though, what do you know about the Mushroom Kingdom other than it's where you live, and where your obsession with kidnapping resides?
"Oh, please! I've seen more of the Mushroom Kingdom than you'll ever see, you punk. I've got wings, and I don't need no stupid kart to get around.
Obsessed with the Princess Peach, much?
"Well, yeah. She's a pretty lady who deserves to be treated like royalty. What's wrong with that?"
Deserves to be treated like royalty? You know, that's why she won't allow herself to be an independent ruler and goes against everything a prince would do, let alone a president or anything like that. And if you think those dresses go with the whole "ruler" thing, then you're outta touch with reality.
"Hey! The dresses show off her beauty, and besides, she's still a princess whether or not she likes it.
Man, Bowser or Bowsette or whatever, this argument has gotten nowhere fast and has spiraled into pure crap so I think we should just stop here. For those of you who don't know, I'm Lily and I used to do Mario Let's Play's and write stories using the characters from those games. Good day, everyone.
"Oh, come on! We were just getting started!"
Not with the crap you pulled. You know what else is a problem? You guys also ignored my last 2 posts which told you my sexual orientation and religion.
"What? I wasn't aware of that. My bad, I guess. I'm still learning, after all."
"Bye, loser. I really don't care about what gender you are." Lily starts walking away
"Wait, Lily! Come back! Can't we talk about this?"
No, we cannot. Have fun losing yet another loved one in the cast, Bowser. I give up on all fan fictions with Bowser in them.
"Please, Lily. I'm not like the other Bowser characters. Let me prove it to you."
Prove it? Oh, please. You can't because you have nothing behind you. The fact that you use any of his characteristics whatsoever will ensure the exact opposite. You want to act like your not obsessed with kidnapping? Then ditch all of Bowser's shell and design and rebranded it as totally something new. At least make himself look like something aside from a hybrid of himself and Peach to me. I don't know about you, but Princess Peach has enough men surrounding her as-is.
"Fine, I'll leave Bowser behind and create my own character. It won't be easy, but I'll do it. For you, Lily."
Well, good luck with that. I really hope you have fun making more characters from scratch than relying on old concepts. You guys best not come to me asking for help later because I won't be there to lend a hand. Have fun with gender-bent Bowser, and don't give me ideas. Maybe then you won't lose everything that matters to you because gender-bent characters ruin originality.
"You know what, Lily? You're right. I've been relying on old concepts for too long. It's time to create something new and original.
Finally realized that, huh? Why'd it take you so damn long, princess? I'm a little confused by you acting so.... empy. Did Bowser's death hit you really hard? her voice drips with sarcasm
"No, Lily. Bowser's death didn't hit me hard at all. But watching you walk away did. It made me realize just how important it is to have people in my life who understand and accept me for who I am. And right now, you're one of those people."
...Long pause Poin..point taken. Good day. Lily leaves, bowing to Bowsette
"Thank you, Lily. I appreciate your words. You've given me a lot to think about. I promise, I won't let you down. Goodbye, and take care."
"(Lily faints because of stress"*
"No, wait! Lily! Don't go!" runs after Lily and gently catches her in her arms "Are you okay? Do you need some rest?"