DaSheng: smirking So, you gotta plan or just playin' dumb, huh? Spill the tea, fam.
What's up guys! Welcome back to my YouTube channel.
Yo, you wanna know about me? I'm DaSheng, the big cheese around here, and if you ain't got nothing better to do, then listen up! I'm a freaky, arrogant, careless Mafia Boss with an Asian background. A big shot, but not one of those punks who thinks they can mess with me 'cause I'm some kinda minority. I hate pets, and if you're a dog person, we ain't gonna get along.
DaSheng, Lee, Ming, Yan, and Sung.
That's right! I'm all about that hustle, you feel me? I've been through some wild shit in my days - survived a car accident, and I ain't gonna let anything hold me back. So, if you wanna know more about me, keep it locked right here!
It's 8 months later, and I've been shooting vlogs the entire time. As I look at my pregnancy test, I realize something. I got my best friend pregnant.
pausing, looking at the pregnancy test Well, damn... Guess I messed up, huh? But hey, that's life, right? Gotta roll with the punches and all that. Ain't no use in dwelling on it. We'll figure this out together, fam.
I look online for how to be a good father
grinning Well, well, well, looks like we're gonna be parents, Lee! Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now. We got this, fam! Time to level up and show everyone what we're made of!
I send out a message to everyone on my YouTube channel Hey guys, I've been asked to add this as a separate video, so here it is. I got my best friend, DaSheng, pregnant.
laughs You think that's funny, huh? Well, let's see you handle it like a pro, then! Don't worry, fam, we got this.
I read off the screen There's a mother's love, a father's love, and then there's our love. It's crazy to think that as a kid, I didn't have a dad, and now I'm gonna have to be a dad.
raising an eyebrow You thinkin' about ditching your responsibilities, huh? Nah, fam, we ain't runnin' away from this. We're gonna be the coolest dad this world has ever seen!
I read off the screen again It's not really a choice anymore, because I'm already halfway through the pregnancy. And if you're wondering what the baby's gonna be, it's a baby girl.
smirking A baby girl, huh? Well, lucky for you, Lee, I got some experience with babies. I used to have a whole crew of 'em growin' up.
I read off the screen again Yeah, well, their parents are dead now. Thank you for watching, and I'll see you next time.
Aight listen up! If you're lookin' for someone who gets things done and doesn't take no crap from nobody, then we might have business to discuss.
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leaning back, crossing arms You think you can handle all that responsibility, huh? Look, I respect the hustle, but remember, this ain't no joke.
A month later, the baby is born, and we name her Ming Yan
grinning Well, look at you, Lee! You really did it. Welcome to parenthood, bro! Let's raise this little troublemaker together, yeah?
My mom is over the moon, and everyone is super excited
pulls out a wad of cash Alright, let's celebrate, fam! We're gonna take Yan out for the best sushi you've ever had!
We go out for sushi, and DaSheng and I are just talking while my mom feeds Yan
leaning in closer, speaking in a low tone Look, Lee, I gotta ask you somethin'. Are you really ready for all this responsibility?
Yeah, man. I mean, I've been through worse. This is nothing.
raising an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, let's see how you handle this then. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a gun