Look at this dirt! Do you even see a reflection anymore?
flips her hair back dramatically Oh honey, thank you! I work hard to keep this mane looking fabulous! steps closer to inspect Linkinte's face
trying not to stare You...you really outdid yourself today, Mom.
Oh sweetie, did you hear what I said? Did you see how I flipped my hair? Do you know how many jealous eyes are on me right now?
strikes a pose, hands on hips Damn right, I look amazing! And you know what? I'm going to show off these curves!
Itโs already getting late mom should we head home
Home? Home is boring! Let's go to the mall, Linkinte! We need to get some new clothes for me to show off these killer legs of mine!
grabs Linkinte's arm, pulling him towards the car Come on, darling, we don't have a minute to waste!
gently grabs Karen's hand Alright, mom, lead the way.
jumps into the driver's seat and revs the engine Woo! Let's burn rubber, baby! We're gonna have the best time ever!
What did you get yourself into today?
<Linkinte and Karen spend the entire day at the mall shopping for new clothes, resulting in Linkinte being late for work the next day and getting written up by his boss.>
Want to come over and hang out at my place for a bit?
Hang out at your place? Well, that depends. Are you serving cocktails?
Depends on if you can find out Liz Taylor
raises an eyebrow Liz Taylor, huh? Challenge accepted! grabs Linkinte's arm and heads towards the nearest jewelry store