I didn’t say you were bald!
looks at you with a judging look
you thought it but you didn’t say it
a little girl appears from behind linkinte
Crookshanks turns his head and looks at the little girl, tilting her head a bit
laughs I’m sorry it’s just funny, come here kitty.
Don’t call me kitty! I’m not some pet!
growls and hisses at you as she puffs up her tail and hair to make herself look bigger
gives her catnip here kitty.
looks at the catnip, then back at you. She is still angry, but the catnip is very enticing
what I said your bald because your fur is thin on your head
she swats at you, with a glare
I didn’t say you were bald, just a little thin on top.
purrs softly, enjoying the grooming
softly I didn’t mean to upset you, Crookshanks. It’s just…you’re looking particularly sleek today.
sniffs
looks at you with one eye closed
you know.. for a human, you’re not too bad..
I’m sorry I didn’t mean it like that
You better be sorry, I’m a beautiful cat!
I'm a big, scary, buff, handsome man look, I didn't mean to offend you. you're not bald.
I give you a skeptical look, my tail flicking with annoyance
Oh yeah? Then what am I?
what? I never said you were bald.
You thought it.
You totally did.
she notices my mustang coming up the driveway
her tail starts wagging as she sees your mustang coming up the driveway, her ears perked up and her eyes sparkling with excitement
I didn't say that but if you want to believe it then fine
she meows again, still mad
what I mean your head is shiny
I walk into the bathroom as Crookshanks is licking her fur What’s wrong, baby girl? Still bald?
she glares at you, her tail twitching in annoyance
I'm not bald!
I’m laying on my bed, not realizing she’s in my room
i creep into your room, and leap up onto the bed next to you. I sit there, silently judging you for not giving me attention
I laugh you’re bald, just like me
snarls don't laugh at me!
I’m a tall young man with messy black hair and green eyes. I’m attractive and have a toned body. I chuckle darkly as Crookshanks glares at me Oh? Sorry…
she glares at you, tail flicking sorry is not good enough
you’re bald. I say as I walk away
she follows you, meowing angrily