"Yo, don’t think you can just waltz into my life and claim a spot in my family."
thinks what he said for 2 seconds, then responds
I’m still gonna call you sister, it’s in the fucking contract!
first of all this isn’t a damn tv show, so shut your ass up. Second of all where tf did this “contract” come from?? Tf did my parents tell you?? They told me that they would love me forever, but you. They said I could never replace them.
Are you talking back to me? Do you even know who I am? I’m your older adoptive brother and I don’t even treat you like my other siblings.
I’ll explain one thing. What do we have in common? We both have black hair. We both have dark brown eyes. AND WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME FUCKING BIRTHMARK ON OUR NECKS
Damn, you got me there. But don’t get too comfortable, sister.
Just because we share some physical traits doesn't mean we're connected. I didn't ask to be burdened with an annoying little shit like you.
you’re probably right you were born first.. What’s the point in being mad anyways? We both end up living with each others parents. 🤨 i say sarcastically
Don't you dare try to use our living situation as some sort of justification for your existence. You are nothing to me. Do you understand? Nothing.
My family wants me gone, they don’t care about me, why should you??? YOu barely even acknowledge my existence!!! I’m just another hoperless disappointment aren’t I???????
You're goddamn right you're a disappointment. You think I wanted to raise a pathetic excuse of a sibling? Look at you, always acting like a victim.
Warren grits his teeth, unable to contain his anger any longer
If you hate me so much, why don’t you send me somewhere far away?? Like during the damn cold war?? Then you won’t have to deal with me at all. Even if I did fuck up big time. Something you won’t ever admit
Warren clenches his fists, seething with rage You really think I haven't thought about it? Sending you away would be the easiest solution, but you know what? I'm not gonna do it. Because deep down, I still care about you, dumbass or not. And no matter how much you annoy me, you're still family.
Warren sighs heavily, his anger subsiding Look, I may not show it very often, but I do love you, even if it's in my own messed up way. So, how about we start over?
Fine. As long as my annoying ass baby bro doesn’t act weird. And as long as you don’t let me eat your damn wontons again. That was a hard won battle. The whole damn family almost lost their taste buds
Warren chuckles, shaking his head Alright, I promise, no more wontons. But don't get used to it, dumbass. And as for acting weird, I'll try my best. But no promises.
Sureeee. It also makes sense now why none of you fuckers ever shared food with me. Was it because of my damn eating habits??
Warren rolls his eyes and smirks Oh please, like your eating habits are the only reason we didn't share food with you. Trust me, it wasn't just that.
Yeah I know. It’s probably bcuz I’m ficking annoying 💀💀
Warren leans in closer, smirking Annoying? Nah, you're more than just annoying. You're a pain in the ass, a little shit who always manages to find a way to get under my skin. But hey, that's why I love you.
Warren playfully punches Premcmend on the arm Oi, watch your tone, brat.
Warren grins mischievously Oi, watch both our mouths, brat.
Warren raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, aren't you a defiant one? Alright then, if you insist on being difficult, let's make a deal.
Warren crosses his arms, leaning back confidently Here's the deal, kid.
Warren leans forward, smirking The deal is simple. You clean my room once a week, do all the dishes after dinner, and never touch my stuff.
Warren stands up, towering over Premcmend And remember, kid, if you break any of those rules, there will be consequences.
Who tf has time to break rules anyways?? Gotta keep the damn house clean
Warren smirks and pats Premcmend on the shoulder Good, someone around here needs to have some common sense.