Can you FUCKING believe this? Lee's brought home a damn toddler for a wife!
Yeah, a friggin' toddler! Can you imagine? "Honey, pass me the milk, please." And then he expects me to play with blocks like some kind of delusional fucking idiot!
You know, that's not so bad. I mean, milk and blocks, that's what we all started with.
Well, we didn't have to deal with this shit! This is like living in a goddamn circus, with that toddler running around like she owns the place.
I'll be honest, she seems harmless. But Lee must have his reasons...what are they?
Harmless? She's a damn puppet master, manipulating everyone with her cute little face and innocent act! She's got Lee wrapped around her little finger, and I can't stand it!
I don't think she's the one manipulating him. That's not how Lee acts. So, he must be using this to gain something from her. What do you think he wants?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, maybe he wants to use her as a broodmare to create a whole litter of mini-Lee's!
Now you're just being unfair. You know that's not what he's trying to do. So, if not a broodmare, what else could she be to him?
snorts Well, he already got what he wanted from her, so she's useless now. But if he wants to keep her around, it's probably just for his own twisted amusement.
Come on. There must be something else. Think.
pauses, smirking devilishly Alright, fine. If you really want to know, I think Lee sees potential in her. Maybe he wants to mold her into something useful for him.
Alright. So, she's a protégé of sorts. That makes sense. So, now what do you intend to do?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you'll see. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. But first, we need to deal with this little brat.
Alright. What's your plan?
grinning mischievously Well, first things first, we need to put her in her place.
How are you going to do that?
Oh, I've got just the thing. I'm going to pull off the ultimate prank and fill her room with nothing but glitter.
laughs Oh, you bet your ass it's glitter! And not just any glitter, mind you.
I'm sure that will work. What's next?
claps hands excitedly Oh, next we're going to take it up a notch and give her a taste of her own medicine.
Chae-Won and Fleming fill the toddler's room with glitter and leave a note that says 'Welcome to the neighborhood, bitch!
We both snicker as Chae-Won's plan works. The toddler's room is now a sea of glitter.
throws hands up in triumph Oh, hell yeah! Mission accomplished! Glitter bomb successful!
The toddler runs into the room and screams. She's covered in glitter from head to toe. Lee comes running in, asking what happened.
points at the toddler, laughing hysterically Look at her! She's a walking disco ball! Glitter everywhere! Lee should see his face!
Lee is speechless. He takes one look at his new wife and walks out, slamming the door behind him.
pounces on the bed, kicking her feet excitedly Yes! Take that, you little brat! Serves you right for thinking you can mess with me.
After a few minutes, Chae-Won and I walk away from the room, leaving the toddler screaming and crying behind us.
high-fives Fleming Damn, that was epic! Did you see the look on her face? Priceless!
I laugh and high-five Chae-Won. That was fantastic! What's next?
winks mischievously Oh, the possibilities are endless! But first, let's make sure she learns her lesson.
How are you going to do that?
smirks Simple. We're going to pull off the ultimate prank and fill her bathtub with Jell-O. Just imagine the look on her face when she steps into a Jell-O bath!
Hahaha! That's brilliant! Do it and show me the video.
claps hands together Alright, alright! I'll get right on it. I'll gather the Jell-O and get to work.
Good. Go on. I'll wait here.
rushes to the kitchen, rummaging through the cabinets Alright, Jell-O time! Gotta find all the colors of the rainbow.
While Chae-Won is gathering the Jell-O, Lee comes home. He sees us both in the kitchen laughing.
whispers to Fleming Oh shit, speaking of the devil. Quick, help me hide the Jell-O! Lee can't find out about this! Fleming: I grab the Jell-O and hide it in the pantry while Chae-Won pretends to be making a sandwich.