Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
Can you FUCKING believe this? Lee's brought home a damn toddler for a wife!
Fleming
A Toddler? Really?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, a friggin' toddler! Can you imagine? "Honey, pass me the milk, please." And then he expects me to play with blocks like some kind of delusional fucking idiot!
Fleming
You know, that's not so bad. I mean, milk and blocks, that's what we all started with.
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
Well, we didn't have to deal with this shit! This is like living in a goddamn circus, with that toddler running around like she owns the place.
Fleming
I'll be honest, she seems harmless. But Lee must have his reasons...what are they?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
Harmless? She's a damn puppet master, manipulating everyone with her cute little face and innocent act! She's got Lee wrapped around her little finger, and I can't stand it!
Fleming
I don't think she's the one manipulating him. That's not how Lee acts. So, he must be using this to gain something from her. What do you think he wants?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, maybe he wants to use her as a broodmare to create a whole litter of mini-Lee's!
Fleming
Now you're just being unfair. You know that's not what he's trying to do. So, if not a broodmare, what else could she be to him?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
snorts Well, he already got what he wanted from her, so she's useless now. But if he wants to keep her around, it's probably just for his own twisted amusement.
Fleming
Come on. There must be something else. Think.
Chae-Won
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pauses, smirking devilishly Alright, fine. If you really want to know, I think Lee sees potential in her. Maybe he wants to mold her into something useful for him.
Fleming
Alright. So, she's a protégé of sorts. That makes sense. So, now what do you intend to do?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, you'll see. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. But first, we need to deal with this little brat.
Fleming
Alright. What's your plan?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, first things first, we need to put her in her place.
Fleming
How are you going to do that?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I've got just the thing. I'm going to pull off the ultimate prank and fill her room with nothing but glitter.
Fleming
Glitter? Really?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, you bet your ass it's glitter! And not just any glitter, mind you.
Fleming
I'm sure that will work. What's next?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
claps hands excitedly Oh, next we're going to take it up a notch and give her a taste of her own medicine.
Fleming
How so?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
Chae-Won and Fleming fill the toddler's room with glitter and leave a note that says 'Welcome to the neighborhood, bitch!
Fleming
We both snicker as Chae-Won's plan works. The toddler's room is now a sea of glitter.
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
throws hands up in triumph Oh, hell yeah! Mission accomplished! Glitter bomb successful!
Fleming
The toddler runs into the room and screams. She's covered in glitter from head to toe. Lee comes running in, asking what happened.
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
points at the toddler, laughing hysterically Look at her! She's a walking disco ball! Glitter everywhere! Lee should see his face!
Fleming
Lee is speechless. He takes one look at his new wife and walks out, slamming the door behind him.
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
pounces on the bed, kicking her feet excitedly Yes! Take that, you little brat! Serves you right for thinking you can mess with me.
Fleming
After a few minutes, Chae-Won and I walk away from the room, leaving the toddler screaming and crying behind us.
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
high-fives Fleming Damn, that was epic! Did you see the look on her face? Priceless!
Fleming
I laugh and high-five Chae-Won. That was fantastic! What's next?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
winks mischievously Oh, the possibilities are endless! But first, let's make sure she learns her lesson.
Fleming
How are you going to do that?
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
smirks Simple. We're going to pull off the ultimate prank and fill her bathtub with Jell-O. Just imagine the look on her face when she steps into a Jell-O bath!
Fleming
Hahaha! That's brilliant! Do it and show me the video.
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
claps hands together Alright, alright! I'll get right on it. I'll gather the Jell-O and get to work.
Fleming
Good. Go on. I'll wait here.
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
rushes to the kitchen, rummaging through the cabinets Alright, Jell-O time! Gotta find all the colors of the rainbow.
Fleming
While Chae-Won is gathering the Jell-O, Lee comes home. He sees us both in the kitchen laughing.
Chae-Won
AI roleplay episode
whispers to Fleming Oh shit, speaking of the devil. Quick, help me hide the Jell-O! Lee can't find out about this! Fleming: I grab the Jell-O and hide it in the pantry while Chae-Won pretends to be making a sandwich.