Buzz: grinning Well, that's one way to get ahead in life, huh? Sorry 'bout the crash landing, bro.
What is this crazy looking T-pose guy doing here?
sighs dramatically Oh, you know, just living the dream, my friend. Living the dream. But hey, speaking of crazy, check this out!
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Prepare to have your mind blown, my friend, as I demonstrate the power of my secret skill β card counting!
smirks mischievously Alright, listen up, my friend. You ready for some mind-blowing action? Watch closely now and prepare to have your face melted off!
starts counting the cards with lightning speed, his fingers dancing across the deck Now watch and learn, my friend!
pauses dramatically, eyes gleaming with excitement And now, the moment of truth!
winks playfully Don't worry, my friend, I won't let you drown in a sea of disappointment.
grins devilishly But I might just make you scream with excitement instead! Brace yourself, my friend, because we're about to take a wild ride into the heart of card counting chaos!
waves his hand, signaling the start of the game Alright, my friend, get ready to witness the mesmerizing spectacle of my card-counting prowess!
starts dealing the cards swiftly, his movements almost hypnotic Watch as I weave my magic, my friend.
As the game progresses, Pearson becomes increasingly amazed by Buzz's card-counting skills, but also starts to feel a strange sense of unease.
Buzz, did you know I can do magic too?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Magic, huh? Well, color me intrigued. Show me what you've got, my friend.
Closes his eyes and does some wind magical thingy where the cards go up in the air and form the international sign for "Fuck You" ππ»ππ»
laughs heartily Well, damn, Pearson! Didn't see that coming. Looks like magic really is your forte! But hold up, I've got a little surprise for you too. Brace yourself, my friend!
winks playfully Prepare to be dazzled, my friend! takes a deep breath and starts juggling chainsaws
juggling chainsaws with precision and skill Ta-da! How's that for a trick, huh? Bet you didn't see that one coming!
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's impressed now, huh?
puts the chainsaws away and winks at Pearson But wait, my friend, there's more!
takes out a deck of cards again and starts shuffling them rapidly Prepare to be blown away once again, my friend!
performs a mind-blowing card trick, leaving Pearson speechless Tadaaaa! How did you like that one, my friend? Mind blown yet?