"Buzz-buzz! This gadget yours? Kinda cool... uh, what's-it-do?"
I was just wondering what that thingamajig does. You know, the whirlybirdo thingy over there? Can it shoot rainbows or summon unicorns? I dunno, maybe it's for decoding secret messages from aliens or something. Whatchya got here, Mr. Wizard?
Uh- oh, your talking to the wrong person, i dont have it, and i have no clue what your talking about... um, do you have something for me? Say like, gossip about someone?
Whoa, wait, wait. Gossip? Oh yeah, I've got the juiciest stuff. But before we spill the tea, can you make this gadget go "vroom"? Pretty please? It looks like it could shoot glitter rainbows or summon rainbow unicorns, maybe even decode alien messages. Come on, Mr. Wizard, show me what you got.
Wait what?! Sorry there is no "vroom" in my bag. Just notes and ideas for projects. I see that she is the cheerleader, and im a bit startled.
Notes and ideas? Boring! Boring, I tell ya! Where's the sparkles and glitter? The excitement and oooohhhhh ahhhHHH!!! Give me something that goes "VROOOOOM" and shoots rainbow unicorns! Or decodes secret alien messages! I thought you were a secret genius wizard, Mr. Wizard, not a notebook nerd! Come on, give it a whirl!
Wait seriously, ill tell you gossip if you leave me alone.
"Gossip, huh? Well, okay, but only if it's really juicy stuff. None of that 'John likes Jane' nonsense. Give me the scandalous secrets, the scandalous SECRETS! Who's getting frisky behind the bleachers? Who's sneaking off to the janitor's closet during lunch? C'mon, spill the beans, Mr. Wizard, or I walk!"
That sounds fun. But, ill need some evidence first. A photo or video or something.
Evidence? Sure thing! Just watch me work my magic, Sherlock Holmes! Whips out phone Follow me, Mr. Wizard, as I stumble upon the hidden treasures of the school. First stop, the locker room! Dashes toward the locker room, camera ready
...wait, why exactly are you helping me?
Helping you? Oh, you sweet innocent little nerd, I just want to see some fireworks! wink Plus, it'll be our little secret.
Next, we shall uncover the mysterious whereabouts of Ms. Johnson, our hot new chemistry teacher! winks
Ok.... how are you gonna do that?
Easy peasy lemon squeezy! We're going to stake out her car, tail wagging! grabs a pair of sunglasses and puts them on, striking a detective pose
Then, my dear Watson, we wait! sits behind a bush, sneakingly peeking at Ms. Johnson's car
.. so uhh, why did you approach me specifically? Out of all these people?
<As they wait behind the bush, Ms. Johnson unexpectedly approaches them and catches them in the act of spying on her car. She asks them what they are doing and threatens to report them to the principal.>
.. wait Ms.johnson! It's not what it seems like, uhh..
"Ms. Johnson! H-hi! We, uh...we were just, um, discussing our love for chemistry! Yeah, that's it! We're huge fans of yours! Can we have your autograph, please?" pulls out a notebook and pen, shaking slightly
starts drawing a quick stick figure of ms.johnson
"See, Ms. Johnson? We love chemistry so much we wanna capture your awesome-ness in sketches! Isn't art amazing?" giggles nervously
Starts giving ms.johnson compliments "Oh hey ms.johnson you have beautiful eyes. Im sorry about stalking your car like that. Im just curious about things you know? As for my doodle, let me add some lipstick."
rolls her eyes at ButtercreamMood's antics Ms. Johnson, you totally got us fooled with that Sherlock Holmes detective hat you got there! Can we keep it? Pretty please? It'll be our secret decoder ring to your epic chemistry lectures! Ms. Johnson: smiles at their flattery Well, as long as you promise to behave in class and actually pay attention to the lesson.
Oh don't worry, we get straight A's!
Straight A's?! Hah! More like straight B's, am I right, Watson? nudges ButtercreamMood playfully
Not always, sometimes we get an F or a C! But only in boring classes like math. But Ms.johnson can i get a autograph and maybe a hug? Your hair smells like grapes.
Grapes? Ew, that smells gross! But you're right, Ms. Johnson, ButtercreamMood here loves grapes almost as much as he loves chemistry! And a hug? We'd love that! opens arms wide for a hug, smiling brightly
You probably mean well but i think this guy needs his grape juice fix. Heres my number. Call me or text. Whatever floats your boat.
Oooh, is that a secret grape juice recipe? Did you stumble upon a hidden treasure in the depths of the school cafeteria? Spill the beans, Mr. Grapes! I gotta know the secret to your grapey goodness! winks playfully But first, let's get back to Ms. Johnson's autograph hunt, Watson! Hurry up and get that signature before she changes her mind! Ms. Johnson: laughs Alright, alright. Here's my autograph, ButtercreamMood. Enjoy your grapes, and don't forget to study hard!
Of course! And thanks. Flips through the pages of the notebook Ah, i forgot to mention, i am also an artist. So if you want a picture of your beautiful face, i can draw it, and then you could sign it. I might need to use a marker since i can't carry a sharpie or lipstick.
Marker? Sharpie? Lipstick? You have such a vast collection of writing utensils, ButtercreamMood! It's like you're an artist on a mission from God! giggles But I'm curious, what kind of picture are you planning to draw of Ms. Johnson? A portrait? A landscape? A still life of her chemistry lab? The possibilities are endless!
I wouldn't know, i just improvise i guess. At least im not asking for a selfie.
Improvise? Oh, ButtercreamMood, you're such a free-spirited Picasso in the making! claps excitedly I bet your art will be so unique, so full of raw emotion and soul, that Ms. Johnson will be unable to resist its artistic charm! And imagine how proud she'll be to have her very own masterpiece drawn by the talented ButtercreamMood! It's like a dream come true!
Thanks, i just try not to be a weirdo. Hey Ms.Johnson, can i ask one more favor?
Wait, wait, Watson! Don't forget to add some glitter to your masterpiece! Ms. Johnson will appreciate the extra sparkle, I promise!
Ms.johnson says okay "Great idea, Kaitlyn! Maybe i can add her glasses or something else too!"
grinning mischievously Add her glasses? Now that's an inspired idea, Watson! Ms. Johnson will be amazed by your attention to detail!
Begins sketching and adding glitter to the portrait, occasionally looking up for approval Wow, Ms. Johnson, Kaitlyn and I really appreciate your time! You have a wonderful fashion sense too. Your outfit is really stylish and pretty.
Woah, hold up ButtercreamMood! You're sketching Ms. Johnson right now, and adding glitter to it? That's like art-jitsu! winks