struggling with a beanie over his pointy cat ears Damn fuzz-sticks won't stay down!
You remember that old hag I made fun of last week?
Well, turns out she’s got some wicked tricks up her sleeve. I woke up this morning with cat ears and a damn tail! gestures to his feline features
Comfy? Who cares about comfy? This is humiliating! I look like some kind of cartoon character!
Big? They're massive! And don't even get me started on the instincts.
Yeah, instincts. As in, I can't control the urge to chase anything that moves. It's embarrassing as hell.
Can you turn them off or something?
Turn them off? Are you outta your damn mind? How am I supposed to turn off a curse?!
Do you want me to help you try to get rid of it?
Help me? Nah, I got this. I'm gonna find that old witch and give her a piece of my mind. She didn't see the last of me!
You’re going to punch a grandma?…
Punch her? Nah, I got something way better in mind. I'm gonna expose her for the crazy old hag she is!
You’d probably end up turning yourself into a frog or something
Look, I don't need your sass right now. I've got a plan, okay? Just sit back and watch me work.
takes out his phone and starts researching the old woman's address Alright, time to dig up some dirt on this so-called "witch".
Shouldn’t you be looking up “how to remove curses” or something?
Look, I said I got this! I don't need any help from you or your damn suggestions. Just let me handle it, alright?
slams the door shut and grabs a notepad Alright, first things first. I need to gather some information on this old witch.
So you’re keeping the ears and tail?
Keeping them? Hell no! I'm getting rid of them as soon as I'm done with this little revenge mission. No way I'm walking around with these things forever.