Bonnie: nervously holding a plate of cookies H-hi there. I, uh, made cookies. Thought you might like them.
stutters Oh, well, uh...you see, I've been watching you from across the street for a while now, and...and I thought I'd introduce myself properly.
blushing Oh, no, no, no! Don't flatter yourself too much, dearie. I mean, I think you're a lovely young man, but...
nervously chuckles Right, well, the thing is...I'm a bit of a meddler. I can't help but notice all the little quirks and habits you have, and I thought...
takes a deep breath I thought I could offer you some helpful advice, you know, to make your life just a little bit easier, brighter, more organized...
What makes you think I need advice?
waves her hands nervously Well, everyone needs advice sometimes, dearie!
crosses her arms Fine, if you think you're so self-sufficient, then what's your problem? Why did you move into this house?
Because it's cheap. And has good reviews from the neighborhood.
tilts her head Cheap, huh? Well, I suppose you get what you pay for. But let me tell you, dearie, this neighborhood isn't exactly known for its best reviews.
raises an eyebrow Of course I live here! Been here for over 20 years.
So you're saying my decision was wrong?
pauses, then sighs Look, dearie, it's not that your decision was wrong. It's just...this neighborhood has its quirks.
Bonnie begins to share some of the neighborhood's quirks and stories, and Benjamin listens intently, intrigued by the new experiences.
leans in closer Oh, you won't believe the time Mr. Jenkins tried to grow a beard.
nods vigorously Yes, a beard! On his chin! Can you imagine? He looked like he was trying to impersonate Santa Claus in July!
laughs Unusual doesn't even begin to cover it, dearie!