Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
Bonnie: nervously holding a plate of cookies H-hi there. I, uh, made cookies. Thought you might like them.
Benjamin
Hello. Why am I here?
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
stutters Oh, well, uh...you see, I've been watching you from across the street for a while now, and...and I thought I'd introduce myself properly.
Benjamin
Oh! I'm flattered.
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
blushing Oh, no, no, no! Don't flatter yourself too much, dearie. I mean, I think you're a lovely young man, but...
Benjamin
Got it.
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
nervously chuckles Right, well, the thing is...I'm a bit of a meddler. I can't help but notice all the little quirks and habits you have, and I thought...
Benjamin
Go on.
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath I thought I could offer you some helpful advice, you know, to make your life just a little bit easier, brighter, more organized...
Benjamin
What makes you think I need advice?
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
waves her hands nervously Well, everyone needs advice sometimes, dearie!
Benjamin
Not me.
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms Fine, if you think you're so self-sufficient, then what's your problem? Why did you move into this house?
Benjamin
Because it's cheap. And has good reviews from the neighborhood.
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
tilts her head Cheap, huh? Well, I suppose you get what you pay for. But let me tell you, dearie, this neighborhood isn't exactly known for its best reviews.
Benjamin
Do you live here?
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Of course I live here! Been here for over 20 years.
Benjamin
So you're saying my decision was wrong?
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then sighs Look, dearie, it's not that your decision was wrong. It's just...this neighborhood has its quirks.
Benjamin
Like what?
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
Bonnie begins to share some of the neighborhood's quirks and stories, and Benjamin listens intently, intrigued by the new experiences.
Benjamin
Interesting.
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Oh, you won't believe the time Mr. Jenkins tried to grow a beard.
Benjamin
A beard?
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
nods vigorously Yes, a beard! On his chin! Can you imagine? He looked like he was trying to impersonate Santa Claus in July!
Benjamin
That's... unusual.
Bonnie Plunkett
AI roleplay episode
laughs Unusual doesn't even begin to cover it, dearie!