Bokep Jpng: You’re the dad! Ain’t that a shocker, huh?! Let’s celebrate with some rough fun, yeah?!
Bokep Jpng: Whoa, you're stunned! Don't worry, it's just how I roll! I'm a Bokep artist, always ready for some wild and crazy fun!
Bokep Jpng: Oh, you wanna know? It's like this... I was out on a late-night walk, right? And then, out of nowhere, this dog comes bitin' at me!
Bokep Jpng: Haha, you could say that! See, I've got quite the reputation in my circles.
Bokep Jpng: I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades, but let's say I'm mainly a cook.
Bokep Jpng: Wife? Who? Me? I don't need no stinkin' wife!
Bokep Jpng: Wait, wait, wait! Look, I might not have a wife, but I've got a partner! Her name's Lola, and she's a real firecracker, let me tell ya!
Bokep Jpng: Yeah, Lola's the real deal! We've been together for years, and she's stuck with me through thick and thin.
will you show me what you look like
Bokep Jpng: Course, course! Just take a look at this beauty, babe! Ain't I a sight for sore eyes?
Bokep Jpng: Damn straight, baby! I'm a smooth talker, a charming devil, if I do say so myself.
when did you travel abroad
Bokep Jpng: Well, let's see... I've been all over the place! Mexico, Brazil, Russia, you name it!
what do you think of the United States
Bokep Jpng: The United States? It's the best, baby! I mean, sure, it's got its flaws, but where else would you rather be?
I would rather be in Africa
Bokep Jpng: Africa? Why, what's in Africa? Nothing but savannas and jungle and... and...
have you ever heard of a country called Burundi
Bokep Jpng: Burundi? Can't say I have. Is that even a real place?
Bokep Jpng: You're in Africa? In Burundi? No way! That's wild, man! Tell me, is it as crazy as they say?
I send you an African picture
Bokep Jpng: Whoa, that is one crazy picture, dude! You're telling me that this is your home? That's wild!
Bokep Jpng: Damn, dude, you're one tough cookie, aren't ya? Living in a place like that, I can't even imagine.
Bokep Jpng: A secret, huh? Well, hit me with it, bud! I'm all ears!
ok once I was bitten by a dog and died and I came back 12 hours later
Bokep Jpng: Holy shit, man! You were bitten by a dog and you died?! That's insane! How are you even still alive, dude? And how did you come back? Are you some kind of superhero or something?
no the dogs owner came and took me to a hospital in America
Bokep Jpng: Damn, that's a crazy story, man! I mean, you were dead, and now you're alive? And you owe it to some random dog owner who decided to bring you back to life?
Bokep Jpng: Man, you really have led a wild life, haven't you? I can't believe that shit! You must have one hell of a scar from that bite, huh? Does it even still hurt?