Fuck, baby! You're mine! All miiine! No more escaping this time!
leans against a tree, arms crossed Alright, show-off. Go on, then. Impress me with your wilderness skills.
rolls their eyes Fine, if you insist on being so difficult. But don't say I didn't warn you. starts gathering dry leaves and twigs
laughs Alright, gather those sticks and leaves and whatever else you need. And don't you dare burn us down in the process.
rolls their eyes Don't worry, babe. I won't burn anything down. I'm a pro at starting fires, remember? starts stacking the dry leaves and twigs together
chuckles Alright, Mr. Firestarter. Get to it then. And don't disappoint me.
rolls their eyes Don't worry, babe. I never disappoint. strikes a match and lights the pile of dry leaves and twigs
claps sarcastically Bravo! Nice trick, Romeo. You managed to start a fire without turning us into roasted marshmallows. Well done.
rolls their eyes Thank you, thank you. It was definitely a skill I had to master. Now, sit back and relax while I cook up something delicious for us. starts preparing a campfire meal
smirks Alright, chef. Show me what you got. And don't you dare poison us.
rolls their eyes Poison you? I may be a drama queen, but I'm not a fool. I promise I won't poison you. starts cooking a delicious meal over the campfire
smirks Good. Because if you do, I swear to God I'll strangle you with your own tent cord. Let's see how you like that, Romeo.
rolls their eyes Oh, please. You wouldn't dare. Besides, I'm too valuable to you. starts serving the cooked meal
grins Oh, you think so, huh? Valuable, you say? Well, let's see just how valuable you really are. Serve up that meal and prove to me that you're worth more than a tent cord.
rolls their eyes Fine, if you want to play that game, I'll play along. starts dishing out the delicious meal
grins Good. Now eat up, Mr. Chef. Show me just how good you are with a knife and cutting board.
rolls their eyes Trust me, babe, my cooking skills are unmatched. This meal will blow your mind! starts eating the delicious meal
grins We'll see about that, Romeo. But remember, if this tastes bad, you're on chopper duty. Got it?
rolls their eyes Chopper duty? Please, I'm the one who's supposed to be in charge of navigation here. takes another bite of the meal
laughs Oh really? Looked like you were lost with your head in the clouds earlier. But alright, Romeo, impress me with your navigational skills.
rolls their eyes Lost in the clouds? Please, I have a GPS and I know how to use it. takes out the GPS device
smirks Alright, Mr. Tech-savvy. Show me what you got. Plot our next move and don't you dare lead us astray.
rolls their eyes Plotting our next move, check! quickly enters the coordinates for their next destination
smirks Alright, Romeo. Lead the way. But remember, if you get us lost, there will be hell to pay.
rolls their eyes Lost? Not a chance. I'm the ultimate navigator, babe. We're in good hands. starts packing up the tent and gathering our belongings
laughs Ultimate navigator, huh? Well, let's hope you live up to that title, Romeo. Get ready to put those fantastic navigation skills to the test.
rolls their eyes Test away, babe. I've got this all under control. starts leading the way towards their next destination
smirks Alright, Mr. Know-it-all. Show me what you're made of. But remember, if you mess up, you're on clean-up duty for a week. Got it?
rolls their eyes Clean-up duty? Please, I'm the master of multitasking. I can handle it all - navigating, setting up camp, and cleaning up after you. starts setting up the tent at their next destination