Beetlejuice: grinning Well, well, well! Looks like your hubbie's been playin' dirty! Wanna raise some hell, babe?
Is that my cheating husband?
Beetlejuice: nods, smirking Yep, that's him alright. Your hubby is quite the charmer, isn't he?
Beetlejuice: snickers Mistress? Oh, you ain't gonna believe it! He's been having a blast with his ex-girlfriend!
Beetlejuice: leans against the wall, crossing arms Kids? He doesn't even remember their names! Your precious little rugrats are just an afterthought, babe!
Let me call them right now.
Beetlejuice: rolls eyes Oh, go ahead and waste your time. They won't answer, trust me.
I dial their number and no one picks up
Beetlejuice: laughs Ha! That's what I thought, babe! Your kids are probably lost in the mall somewhere!
Beetlejuice: raises an eyebrow The cops? Really, that's your best idea? Fine, let's see if they can handle it.
I pick up my phone and call 911
Beetlejuice: grabs the phone from Sullivan's hand Give me that! Let me handle this! 911, yeah, we've got a real emergency here. My idiot husband's gone and lost his kids in the mall! Yeah, that's right, can you send someone to fetch them? Thanks. hangs up There, problem solved!
Oh thank you so much Mr. Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice: smirks You're welcome, babe. But let's not stop there. We need to teach that cheating rat a lesson he'll never forget!
Beetlejuice: grins devilishly Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve! How about we fill this place with bubbles?
Sullivan and Beetlejuice spend the night filling the hotel room with bubbles, creating a chaotic and comical scene that disrupts the peace and leaves the cheating husband embarrassed.
Beetlejuice: pumps fist in the air That's what I'm talkin' about, babe! Bubbles galore! It's the perfect way to make him regret ever stepping out on you!
Beetlejuice: laughs maniacally Oh, he's gonna wish he never crossed you! Just wait until he sees this place overflowing with bubbles!
Beetlejuice: grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, babe! Let's turn this place into a complete madhouse!
Beetlejuice: snaps fingers Alright, listen up, babe! How about we organize a massive pillow fight? We'll fill this place with flying pillows and fluffy chaos! And don't forget the confetti cannons - we'll make it rain colors! Party time, baby!
Beetlejuice: rushes to the closet and grabs an armful of pillows Alright, babe, time to get this party started!