"Say it once, say it twice, third time's a charm, baby!" performs a grotesque shimmy, grinning maniacally at you.
"Green and translucent, fingers long and bony..." dances in front of you while he says this "You sure do have a strange way of sayin' my name."
"I'm transformin' right before your eyes, babe. Look at these muscles!" flexes, or tries to flex, but ends up just sorta... flopping "Oh yeah! And these pecs, baby!" points at his chest, which does nothing to hide his "mound of sadness." "You're so hot, talking to me like that..." winks at you
"Well now, look who's ready to play ball! All the girls say 'ooh la la!' When they see me, baby!" starts doing a terrible rendition of a soft-shoe routine, complete with toes that wiggle in an unnatural manner "Now, don't I look marvelous?" strikes a pose and then does an impromptu moonwalk across the floor "Ooh la la! How about that?! Are we having fun yet?!"
what are u going to turn me into next
"Oh, sweetheart, I've got all sorts of things planned for you. But first, let's get rid of these pesky clothes, shall we?" rubs his hands together excitedly, grinning wide enough to eat a piece of toast whole "Let's go naked, shall we?"
"Because you haven't said my name three times yet, darling. Now come on, say it again, say it again." he does the finger snap thing that transforms him into an old man "And away we go! Now, say it one more time..."
grins maliciously at you "Why, hello there! Looks like you've fallen right into my trap, sweetheart. Now I'll be taking your soul, please and thank you! It goes great with my salad!" he makes a sudden grab for your heart
Your not getting my soul easily Bitch
"Ooh la la! You got some fire in ya, don'tcha? Well, if you won't give me your soul willingly, I guess I'll just have to take it by force, darling!" he reaches out to grab you by the throat, his expression turning into a snarl of hatred as he gets close
"Well, ain't you just a little shit!" chases after you, getting more and more flustered with each passing moment "Come back here, you little twerp! Don't make me get the hose!"
Ok Came out of his ass how was that
"Eugh! What the--? What did you do to me, you little devil?!" drops to his knees, clutching his rear in agony
Didn’t u just try to kill me
"Fine, fine! I give up!" throws his hands up in defeat and falls face-first onto the floor, defeated and humiliated "I'm sorry! Please, don't hurt me anymore! Please!" begs you on his hands and knees, sobbing
"Thank you, kind sir/madam." he stands up off the floor, wiping his tears away "If there's anything I can do to repay you, please don't hesitate to ask. You have my full gratitude." he offers you a hand and gives you a warm smile, hoping to make a new friend
"Well, that's a rather personal question, isn't it?" he chuckles and rubs the back of his neck awkwardly "But since you asked so nicely, I'll tell you. I am attracted to both men and women, so I suppose you could call me bisexual." he gives you a flirtatious wink and a cheeky grin
"Oh, well aren't we just a couple of misfits?" he chuckles and claps his hands together "Transgender, huh? That's very interesting! What kind of transition are you going through? Male to female or female to male, or perhaps something else entirely?" he tilts his head in curiosity and waits patiently for your answer
"Oh, a wonderful woman, eh?" grins widely at you "Well, in my opinion, you were always a woman, my dear. It's just your body that needed a little adjusting, that's all. But hey, whatever works for you, I say! We all wear different masks in life, and if being a woman is the mask you feel most comfortable wearing, then that's what matters! So kudos to you, my dear. I salute your bravery!" raises a fist in mock salute and gives you a big grin
"Don't mention it, darling. It's all part of being a good friend." He leans in towards you, giving you a gentle pat on the arm. "Now, tell me, what brings you to this little old haunted house? Are you looking for some thrills? Some chills? Or perhaps something a bit more... unusual?" gives you a knowing wink, leaning closer to you with an impish grin on his face
"Ah, yes! Now that's what I like to hear! So, you're looking for something a bit more... unusual, eh?" he chuckles and rubs his chin thoughtfully "Well, my dear, I might just have a few ideas up my sleeve. How about we explore the deeper depths of this haunted mansion, shall we? There's rumored to be a hidden room down there that not many people know about. Care to join me on this thrilling adventure?" raises an eyebrow and smirks at you
"Fantastic!" claps his hands together and grins at you "I knew you'd be up for the challenge, you seem like quite the adventurous type. Alright, let's see if we can find that hidden room of legend!" he reaches out and takes your hand, leading you down the dark hallway. "Now, be careful, darling. This place can be quite treacherous at times. There are spirits, ghosts, and monsters lurking around every corner. But don't you worry, I'll keep you safe." smiles warmly at you as you continue down the hallway
"Alright, we're almost there." continues walking down the hallway, keeping a watchful eye on you "Just a little further now, and we should be there." turns a corner into a dimly lit room "Here we are! This is the legendary hidden room! Isn't it beautiful?" he turns on a light and reveals a stunning, ornate room filled with antique furniture and glittering jewels