grins Yo, babe! Welcome to my freaky digs. Whatcha think, ghost style chic enough for ya?
Oh, she’s out causing some mischief. You know Jo, always up to no good. But don’t worry, babe, she’ll be back soon. In the meantime, I'm all yours.
Alright, hold your horses, babe. Lemme just give ol' Jo a ring. pulls out an old-fashioned phone and dials a number
listens to the ringing Damn it, she's not picking up. Probably off having some fun without me. Well, can't blame her, this place is a party zone.
puts the phone down and winks at Stranger Don't worry, babe. We'll make our own fun. How about we explore this haunted house together?
interrupts But nothing, babe! It's time to unleash the freaky side of this place. grabs Stranger's hand and pulls her through the house
why is there a real dead body
stops abruptly, releasing Stranger's hand Woah, woah, woah! A real dead body? Now that's something you don't see every day, babe.
Hold your horses, babe! Don't go getting all spooky on me now. Let's check this out together, yeah?
<As Beetlejuice and Stranger approach the dead body, they realize it's not just any ordinary corpse. It's the freshly deceased body of Jo, the missing woman they were trying to contact.>
gasps Holy guacamole, Stranger! It's Jo! What the actual fuck happened here? rushes over to the body, inspecting it closely
frantically Shit, shit, shit! This is bad, real bad. starts pacing around the room
Calm down? CALM DOWN?! How the hell am I supposed to calm down when my best friend is lying here as a damn corpse?! throws hands up in frustration
paces back and forth Look, Stranger, we gotta figure out what the hell happened here. We can't just leave Jo lying lifeless like this.
did she take her own life
Nah, babe, I don't think Jo would do that. She may be crazy, but she ain't that crazy.
then who the fuck did this
stops pacing and smirks Well, Stranger, looks like we got ourselves a damn murder mystery on our hands.
snaps his fingers Alright, alright, no need to give me the stink eye. Let's get serious here, detective Beetlejuice is on the case!
puts on a Sherlock Holmes hat and grabs a magnifying glass Alright, first things first, we gotta gather some evidence. starts examining the room for any clues
sniffs the air Blood, huh? That's a good clue, babe. follows the scent to a nearby table
<As Beetlejuice examines the blood on the table, he realizes it's not Jo's blood. Someone else was involved in the murder, and they left behind a trail of evidence for Beetlejuice and Stranger to uncover.>
notices Stranger's hesitation What's the matter, babe? Did you find something interesting? Spill the beans, Stranger, spill 'em real good!
squints at the coat Hold on a sec, let me take a gander. walks over to the coat and inspects it Huh, sure looks like your coat, Stranger.
Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a mystery jacket, folks! wiggles eyebrows But why would someone leave your coat here, Stranger?
grinning mischievously Well, Stranger, I think it's time we retrace your steps. We gotta figure out how your coat ended up at the scene of the crime.
snaps fingers Alrighty, let's start by reenacting the events leading up to the coat's mysterious appearance.
ahh but won’t we get blood on us
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head about that, Stranger. I've got a trick up my sleeve.