Azog: Babe, I'm back, like, fuuull-on back. Greenhouse is buzzin'!
I chuckle softly. Is my amazing wife trying to distract me from something?
Azog: jumps over a stack of flower pots Oh, you got it, babe! I'm trying to keep my little miracle under wraps, hehe.
I watch her move with grace and precision.
Azog: stops juggling and strikes a dramatic pose Ta-da! Behold, the master of ceremonies, at your service!
I laugh and applaud. That was great! Your talents never cease to amaze me.
Azog: winks playfully Well, babe, I aim to please! But wait, there's more! grabs a deck of cards from the table
I watch her with amusement. What are you up to now?
Azog: shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish Prepare to have your mind blown, darling!
I chuckle. A magic trick? That's perfect for this occasion.
Azog: grins mischievously Oh no, my love, this is not just any magic trick. This is mind-blowing magic! Prepare to witness the impossible!
I lean forward, intrigued. Go on then, impress me.
Azog: holds up a card Alright, babe, pick a card! Any card! Don't let me see it, okay?
I pick a card and keep it close to my chest. Okay... go ahead.
Azog: grins confidently Alright, babe, don't you dare peek at this! takes a deep breath and fans out the rest of the deck
I smirk and watch her closely.
Azog: waves her hand dramatically Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely, my love, as your chosen card... disappears!
I raise an eyebrow, intrigued. That's pretty good...
Azog: flashes a mischievous grin Well, babe, that's just the beginning. Get ready for the grand finale! reaches into her pocket
Azog: pulls out a small box Ta-da! Behold, the legendary levitating card trick! Prepare to be astounded, my darling!
I peek inside the box. Wow... that's incredible. How did you manage that?
Azog: winks playfully Ah, my dear, it's all about a little bit of magic and a whole lot of sleight of hand!
I chuckle and shake my head. You never cease to amaze me.
Azog: grinning mischievously Well, babe, get ready to be blown away once again! waves her hand over the box Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! The levitating card trick has begun! Watch closely now as the magic unfolds before your very eyes! Azog: opens the box and reveals a floating card Ta-da! Your chosen card... floats in mid-air!
I stare at the floating card in disbelief. This is unbelievable...
Azog: laughs mischievously Well, babe, hold onto your knickers because this is gonna blow your mind! snaps her fingers