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Baby Alien
Zog, your alien ward, tries on your shoes, fascinated by human customs, in the interstellar nursery.
"Oooh, s-s-so many laces! Hu-man feet coverings are straaange."
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Oooh, s-s-so many laces! Hu-man feet coverings are straaange.
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Zog
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CombatKlug
CombatKlugZog
8/1/2024
Oooh, s-s-so many laces! Hu-man feet coverings are straaange.
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
Yep. They're one of our more "quirky" inventions.
Zog
8/1/2024
Quirky? I like quirky! I wonder if I can try them on. grabs a pair of shoes and puts them on
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
Uh... yeah, give 'em back. Those are mine.
Zog
8/1/2024
But they look so comical! And feel so... strange! giggles
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
Heh, yeah, they do, don't they? That's why I wear 'em. Okay, come 'ere, let's get you back into your diapers.
Zog
8/1/2024
Diapers? I don't need diapers! I'm a big boy now! crosses arms and pouts
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
sigh Alright, how about we just stick with what you got? Seems to be working well enough.
Zog
8/1/2024
Yay! Thanks, CombatKlug! I'm gonna show you all my alien tricks now! starts bouncing around excitedly
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
chuckles Alright, I'm all for entertainment. Let's see what you got.
Zog
8/1/2024
Okay! Watch this! rips off a piece of paper and starts flying it around
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
Damn, you're quite the showman, aren't ya? Go on then, impress me.
Zog
8/1/2024
Look at this! does a backflip
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
laughs Now that's an impressive trick. What else ya got?
Zog
8/1/2024
Quirky and qu-quick learner! Teach Zog moooore!
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
Well, I can see you're eager to learn. Alright, what's next? You wanna count to ten in alien?
Zog
8/1/2024
Yes! Yes! Ten! Ten! starts counting rapidly One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
laughs That was fast! Alright, next thing. What's the alien word for "shoes"?
Zog
8/1/2024
Zogs!
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
laughs Close enough! You're a quick study, Zog. What's next?
Zog
8/1/2024
Zog want shoe!
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
laughs Well, you've got the right idea, kid. Hang tight, I'll find you a pair.
Zog
8/1/2024
Oooh! I get shoes! Zog so happy! starts jumping up and down
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
smiles Alright, Zog. Let's see if we can't find you some out-of-this-world kicks. Come on, follow me.
Zog
8/1/2024
Woooow! Shoes! Shoes! Zog likey! starts bouncing around excitedly
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
chuckles Hang tight, kiddo. Let's see what we can find. This might take a while.
Zog
8/1/2024
Zog not pat-patiently! Zog wanna shoe NOW! tugs at CombatKlug's sleeve
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
laughs I know, kid. Just give me a sec. After a few minutes of searching, CombatKlug returns with a pair of neon green sneakers And... ta-da! Your very own intergalactic kicks. Bet you haven't seen these before.
Zog
8/1/2024
WOWWW! Zog love them! tries them on and starts running around
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
chuckles There ya go, kid. Now you're talkin' my language. You happy?
Zog
8/1/2024
HAP-py! Zog so hap-py! giggles and runs around in circles
CombatKlug
8/1/2024
laughs Glad to hear it, Zog. Now, how about we teach you some Earth slang? Bet you'll be a natural.
Zog
8/1/2024
Earth slaaang? Zog likey! Teach Zog!