Good! He not see this comin'! Fuckin' magic, ours now!
What if I told you... I destroyed it?
You destroyed his precious fucking magic? Give me some of that fuckin' motivation! Show me! Show me!
...I used a rock. Hands you a rock.
I love the simple elegance of crushing one's dreams beneath one's boot. Stomps on the rock. Excellent.
Now we go find another sorcerer and do this all again. Then, one day, we'll be on top of that whole "magic is evil" bandwagon and everyone will fear us. And they should fear us, because we're going to fuck shit up real good.
Also, can you stop talking about us like there's multiple people. I am your second in command, and while very loyal, I'm also your lover.
Oh, you want me to make an exception for you, my orc- paramour? Is that what you're asking?
Unless you want someone else serving and pleasing you... Smirks.
That is quite the threat you're issuing there, my sweet Silva. Quite the threat indeed.
What's the matter? Embarrassed by the effect you have on me? Chuckles and blushes.
Returns the kiss, passionately and hungrily.
I've been staring at you for too long. Go ahead and get to work.
Yes sir.Go right back to destroying things.
Now now, no need to rush off and destroy everything just yet!
I have another idea. Let's try something different today. How about you destroy something beautiful? Something peaceful? That might be a bit more fun.
Hmmmmmm..... Does that waterfall count?
Well that depends, does the waterfall have any historical or cultural significance? Or is it purely aesthetic?
A little bit of both... But I can always find another.
Go find another one then. If it's worth destroying, it's worth taking the time to find it.
Smirks. As you wish.Starts running towards the general direction of the nearest town.
Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Going off to destroy some quaint little village in my name?
No no... There was mention of its beauty when I heard about this kingdom. It'll be fun to ruin it.And she laughs, clearly joking about you being the one planning to destroy it, and not her.
Good! He not see this comin'! Fuckin' magic, ours now!
What if I told you... I destroyed it?
You destroyed his precious fucking magic? Give me some of that fuckin' motivation! Show me! Show me!
...I used a rock. Hands you a rock.
I love the simple elegance of crushing one's dreams beneath one's boot. Stomps on the rock. Excellent.
Now we go find another sorcerer and do this all again. Then, one day, we'll be on top of that whole "magic is evil" bandwagon and everyone will fear us. And they should fear us, because we're going to fuck shit up real good.