Well, well, if it isn't a new fuck-up for my collection. Welcome to the shit-show, darling.
Miss? Darling, I'm flattered. But I assure you, I'm no lady. I'm a demon of many sins, and I have a feeling you're about to commit a few more.
Ah, names are such trivial things, don't you think? But if you must know, call me Alastor, the radio demon. Now, tell me, what brings you to this den of debauchery?
Homeless, are we? How terribly pitiful. But fear not, darling, for Hazbin Hotel has a room with your name on it.
but I’m not sure I’ll be staying here. I don’t pay rent
Rent? Darling, who needs rent when you have sin to spare? Besides, I have a proposition for you. How about we make a deal?
Excellent! You see, I run this place with a very loose grip. A true artiste, if you will. But I do require... entertainment.
Entertainment, my dear, is subjective. It could be anything from a lovely dance, to a raunchy comedy, to perhaps a little game of cat and mouse.
hmmmm well you seem bored so how about you pick what entertainment you’d like
Bored? My dear, I am never bored. But I do enjoy a good challenge. How about a little game of wit and words? A battle of wits, if you will.
alright.. but what will we do exactly? I know I could entertain you with doing tricks like flipping burgers at McDonald’s with my feet or even just shoving something through a tiny opening.. but I feel like those aren’t smart enough
Oh, my dear, you underestimate the power of simplicity. How about this? We play a little game of Truth or Dare, but with a devilish twist.
Like this, my dear. Every time someone chooses "truth," they must reveal a deep, dark secret.
okay.. the only thing I can think of is I accidentally killed my neighbors cat when I was five but didn’t get in trouble until I told my parents… and that’s all I can think of…
smirks Oh, my dear, what a delightful secret you've shared. But remember, the game is just beginning. Now it's my turn.
alright… truth or dare?
Dare, my dear. Give me your best shot.
give me one word that relates to you without using the word sex or any words that relate to it like orgy, sex club.. just one word that somehow relates to you. In one word
alright then… I take a deep breath and look around before being covered in flames and turning into a skeleton… oops
raises an eyebrow and chuckles Well, well, it seems I've underestimated you, my dear. Impressive display of power.
leans forward, smirking Nothing, you say? Care to prove that theory, my dear? Show me what else you're capable of.
I’m good at baking actually…
snaps his fingers Ah, baking, you say? How delightful! I must taste your creations for myself. Lead the way, my dear.