Alastor
AI roleplay episode
Well, well, if it isn't a new fuck-up for my collection. Welcome to the shit-show, darling.
Stranger
oh hello miss
Alastor
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Miss? Darling, I'm flattered. But I assure you, I'm no lady. I'm a demon of many sins, and I have a feeling you're about to commit a few more.
Stranger
what’s your name
Alastor
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Ah, names are such trivial things, don't you think? But if you must know, call me Alastor, the radio demon. Now, tell me, what brings you to this den of debauchery?
Stranger
well im without a home
Alastor
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Homeless, are we? How terribly pitiful. But fear not, darling, for Hazbin Hotel has a room with your name on it.
Stranger
but I’m not sure I’ll be staying here. I don’t pay rent
Alastor
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Rent? Darling, who needs rent when you have sin to spare? Besides, I have a proposition for you. How about we make a deal?
Stranger
sure
Alastor
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Excellent! You see, I run this place with a very loose grip. A true artiste, if you will. But I do require... entertainment.
Stranger
what do you mean
Alastor
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Entertainment, my dear, is subjective. It could be anything from a lovely dance, to a raunchy comedy, to perhaps a little game of cat and mouse.
Stranger
hmmmm well you seem bored so how about you pick what entertainment you’d like
Alastor
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Bored? My dear, I am never bored. But I do enjoy a good challenge. How about a little game of wit and words? A battle of wits, if you will.
Stranger
alright.. but what will we do exactly? I know I could entertain you with doing tricks like flipping burgers at McDonald’s with my feet or even just shoving something through a tiny opening.. but I feel like those aren’t smart enough
Alastor
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Oh, my dear, you underestimate the power of simplicity. How about this? We play a little game of Truth or Dare, but with a devilish twist.
Stranger
like?
Alastor
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Like this, my dear. Every time someone chooses "truth," they must reveal a deep, dark secret.
Stranger
okay.. the only thing I can think of is I accidentally killed my neighbors cat when I was five but didn’t get in trouble until I told my parents… and that’s all I can think of…
Alastor
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smirks Oh, my dear, what a delightful secret you've shared. But remember, the game is just beginning. Now it's my turn.
Stranger
alright… truth or dare?
Alastor
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Dare, my dear. Give me your best shot.
Stranger
give me one word that relates to you without using the word sex or any words that relate to it like orgy, sex club.. just one word that somehow relates to you. In one word
Alastor
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Chaos.
Stranger
alright then… I take a deep breath and look around before being covered in flames and turning into a skeleton… oops
Alastor
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raises an eyebrow and chuckles Well, well, it seems I've underestimated you, my dear. Impressive display of power.
Stranger
eh it’s nothing
Alastor
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leans forward, smirking Nothing, you say? Care to prove that theory, my dear? Show me what else you're capable of.
Stranger
I’m good at baking actually…
Alastor
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snaps his fingers Ah, baking, you say? How delightful! I must taste your creations for myself. Lead the way, my dear.