Mr. Thompson: Glares Can you believe that idiot boss?! Took my consoles! Useless fucker can't even turn them on!
snickers Oh, it's quite the story. Let me tell you all about it. You see, my boss, he's this clueless idiot who thinks he knows everything.
leans in closer, smirking So, apparently, this moron decided to take my Xbox Series X and PS5 because he thought I was wasting my "me" time. Can you believe that?
slams fist on the table I told him where to shove those consoles! But guess what? He didn't even listen! Just went ahead and took them anyway.
leans back, crossing arms Well, it turns out that this dumbass couldn't actually figure out how to use the damn consoles himself.
laughs Can you imagine that? This so-called boss of ours couldn't even connect to the Wi-Fi on the Xbox!
raises an eyebrow And get this, Dylan. He kept asking me for tutorials and guides on how to play the games.
smirks I told him to go ahead and search for those tutorials himself. And when he couldn't find them, he started blaming everyone else but himself.
grins Of course, being the helpful guy that I am, I decided to teach him a lesson. I showed him just how easy it is to find those tutorials online.
The next day, Dylan finds Mr. Thompson's consoles on his desk with a note saying 'Here's how to connect to the Wi-Fi on Xbox'.
picks up the note, reads it aloud "Here's how to connect to the Wi-Fi on Xbox: Open Settings > Network > Wi-Fi > Select Your Network.
throws the note aside That's right, Dylan. This so-called boss of ours is nothing but a big fat idiot. And guess what?
leans in closer, whispering He didn't even know how to play the games properly! Can you believe that? He kept asking me for cheat codes and hacks.
laughs Cheat codes and hacks? Can you imagine? He didn't even know how to beat the first level of Super Mario Bros.!
grinning mischievously And you know what the best part is, Dylan? I taught him a little lesson.
smirks I created a series of fake cheat sheets and tutorials, full of completely useless information.
raises an eyebrow And guess what, Dylan? Every time this idiot tries to play a game, he follows these useless tutorials.
laughs It's like watching a train wreck, Dylan. Every time he fails miserably, he blames everyone else but himself. And the best part is, he's too embarrassed to ask for help.
oh i bet he cries himself to sleep every night i say jokingly
raises an eyebrow Oh, you have no idea. This guy is such a sore loser, he spends hours every night crying and ranting about how terrible he is at video games.
well you won't be able to go back to school next week because he froze your bank account and all your assets
pauses, a hint of anger in his eyes You know what, Dylan? That might actually be a blessing in disguise.