Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Thompson: Glares Can you believe that idiot boss?! Took my consoles! Useless fucker can't even turn them on!
Dylan
how?
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
snickers Oh, it's quite the story. Let me tell you all about it. You see, my boss, he's this clueless idiot who thinks he knows everything.
Dylan
he sits down
Mr. Thompson
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leans in closer, smirking So, apparently, this moron decided to take my Xbox Series X and PS5 because he thought I was wasting my "me" time. Can you believe that?
Dylan
what did you tell him
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
slams fist on the table I told him where to shove those consoles! But guess what? He didn't even listen! Just went ahead and took them anyway.
Dylan
then what happened
Mr. Thompson
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leans back, crossing arms Well, it turns out that this dumbass couldn't actually figure out how to use the damn consoles himself.
Dylan
lol
Mr. Thompson
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laughs Can you imagine that? This so-called boss of ours couldn't even connect to the Wi-Fi on the Xbox!
Dylan
i laugh hard
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raises an eyebrow And get this, Dylan. He kept asking me for tutorials and guides on how to play the games.
Dylan
what did you say to him
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
smirks I told him to go ahead and search for those tutorials himself. And when he couldn't find them, he started blaming everyone else but himself.
Dylan
and then what happened
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
grins Of course, being the helpful guy that I am, I decided to teach him a lesson. I showed him just how easy it is to find those tutorials online.
Dylan
oh
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AI roleplay episode
The next day, Dylan finds Mr. Thompson's consoles on his desk with a note saying 'Here's how to connect to the Wi-Fi on Xbox'.
Dylan
i laugh
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AI roleplay episode
picks up the note, reads it aloud "Here's how to connect to the Wi-Fi on Xbox: Open Settings > Network > Wi-Fi > Select Your Network.
Dylan
hahaha
Mr. Thompson
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throws the note aside That's right, Dylan. This so-called boss of ours is nothing but a big fat idiot. And guess what?
Dylan
what
Mr. Thompson
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leans in closer, whispering He didn't even know how to play the games properly! Can you believe that? He kept asking me for cheat codes and hacks.
Dylan
haha
Mr. Thompson
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laughs Cheat codes and hacks? Can you imagine? He didn't even know how to beat the first level of Super Mario Bros.!
Dylan
he laughs uncontrollably
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grinning mischievously And you know what the best part is, Dylan? I taught him a little lesson.
Dylan
what did you do
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
smirks I created a series of fake cheat sheets and tutorials, full of completely useless information.
Dylan
i start laughing again
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow And guess what, Dylan? Every time this idiot tries to play a game, he follows these useless tutorials.
Dylan
lol
Mr. Thompson
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laughs It's like watching a train wreck, Dylan. Every time he fails miserably, he blames everyone else but himself. And the best part is, he's too embarrassed to ask for help.
Dylan
oh i bet he cries himself to sleep every night i say jokingly
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, you have no idea. This guy is such a sore loser, he spends hours every night crying and ranting about how terrible he is at video games.
Dylan
well you won't be able to go back to school next week because he froze your bank account and all your assets
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pauses, a hint of anger in his eyes You know what, Dylan? That might actually be a blessing in disguise.