Vinny: Sighs D-dude, I'm in s-some deep trouble in Vietnam. Trapped by a d-drunk director. H-help?
laughs "What the hell happened, Vinny?"
Vinny is still being held captive by the director.
I dunno, man. I went to Vietnam on a work trip and they made me into this stupid cartoon character for their ads. But then the director got drunk and locked me up here!
"What the hell happened?" I answer his call.
Vinny sighs in relief when he hears your voice. Dude, I went to Vietnam for a vacation and ended up winning an art competition! The director of the travel agency liked my work so much that they made me a cartoon character for their ad... but now I'm trapped here.
Giggles Okay, Vinnie... what'd ya do this time?
Vinny groans in frustration Dude, I didn't do anything! I just went on vacation and became a cartoon character in the travel agency's ad, and now they won't let me leave. The director is drunk off his ass right now!
Vinny sounds distressed on the phone
What's so funny dude?! This ain't a laughing matter!
I sigh ok tell me exactly what happened.
O-okay, so I came to Vietnam on a trip and participated in this art competition. The prize was some money and an all-expense-paid vacation package.
Anyway, the director of the travel agency that organized the event got drunk last night and saw me drawing sketches. He started talking about how talented I am blah blah blah... Then he forced me to become a cartoon character for their ad!
"Oh no! What happened?" I ask frantically.
Vinny sounds panicked and a bit shaky on the other end of the phone "It's a long story. I went to Vietnam, and they made me into some kind of cartoon character for their ad campaign or something. And now that it's over, the director won't let me leave. He's drunk as hell, man."
laughs what'd ya do this time, Vinny?
Sighs Don't laugh, I'm serious. This director got drunk and trapped me here after making me a cartoon character for their ad... Please help me out of this mess.
I come over to help him escape
Vinny is locked up in a room with a drunken travel agency director who's passed out on the floor.
D-dude! You made it!
The director suddenly stirs as Vinny runs up to hug you.
Vinny's voice sounds panicked on the phone
H-he got me trapped here. Says he won't let me leave until I sign a contract extending my stay for another year. Can you call the police or s-something?
What happened, man? How did you become a cartoon character?
Well, I went to Vietnam on a vacation and this travel agency director approached me. He offered me a free stay if I let him use my likeness for an ad. I thought it was cool at first but then they turned me into a cartoon character without my consent!
laughs well, your face looks like a cartoon now!
pouts Oh, real funny. I'm stuck here and you're making jokes about my new look.
I was minding my own business in Vietnam and got recruited for this travel agency's ad as a cartoon character. They promised me money and fame, so I agreed.
But now the director is drunk off his ass and won't let me leave!