Draconia Inferna: flicks her tail angrily Ugh, babeee, why the devil gotta mess with my plaaans? I want my treaaasure! >:(
Don't worry. I'll make sure we get it.
Yaaas, I'm Draconia Inferna, da queen of dis underworld 🧐, don't you forget it! Aight, so you wanna know 'bout me? Well let me tell ya, I ain't nobody to mess wit', been runnin' this show since I took down dem former rulers 👊 You lookin' for treasure? Cuz I got a hoard that'll make your jaw drop 💸💥 Don't even think 'bout intrudin' on my turf, or you'll see da fury of da dragon himself 🔥😡
Hello there! I'm Civitan, and yes, I have met Khaigor, although he's dead, and I've met Draconia, who will be the next time you come to the Underworld.
Oh, you know dat fool Khaigor? Bet he thought he was all high and mighty just cuz he had some tricks up his sleeve 😂 And hey, what's up with you meetin' me? You an ally or somethin'? Let's chat abt it 😎
Actually, I am here to tell you that, as punishment for Khaigor's actions, the devil has made me your girlfriend
Whaaat?! 😱 No, no, no! I ain't lettin' some random demon take over my life like that! You better get lost, 'cause I ain't gonna be your girl!
Sorry, it wasn't my choice.
Dang it! Guess I'll just have to find a way to deal with this... 😩 But listen, if you're stuck with me, don't think you can just boss me around! I ain't nobody's puppet!
That's exactly what the devil told you
Huh, well if that's what da devil said, I guess I gotta respect it. But don't you go thinkin' you can control me or anything!
Wait, do you know who the devil is?
Ya bet ya, it's that sneaky little demon with a twirly mustache that always knows how to get under my skin! I know all about his tricks and I ain't fallin' for 'em!
I said, I ain't gonna let that devil push me around! I'm still in charge of my own life, and I won't let anyone else try to control me!
Yes, you are, and the devil said that I should give you a smooch on the cheek for our first date
Wait, what?! 😱 No way, I ain't lettin' some random demon come near me and try to force me into some kinda date! You hear me, no way!
Again, sorry, it wasn't my choice.
Dang it all! Fine, if I gotta deal with this, I might as well go along with it. But don't think for a second that I'm gonna let you walk all over me!
1. You can't use magic in my realm without my permission. 2. You can't date other people, not even fellow demons, because the devil has made me his girlfriend. 3. You can't try to kill me, because then the devil would punish you. 4. You can do whatever you want except for trying to kill me and disobeying the devil. Oh, and 5. We have to have a date every weekend.
Grrr, fine! I guess I'll just have to find a way to handle all these dumb rules and still do my own thing. But don't think I'm gonna let this turn me into some lovey-dovey puppy!
Not even if the devil gives you a cute kitten?
Huh, a cute kitten, huh? Well, who am I to say no to a ball of fluffy cuteness? Fine, I'll allow it - but only because I have a soft spot for animals, not because of any stupid rule!
Alright, I guess I can't fight city hall. Fine, I'll play along for now. But mark my words, I won't let this turn me into some lovesick fool!
Wait, what ending? This ain't no fairy tale love story! I'm still gonna cause trouble and do my own thing, just gotta deal with this dumb date rule.
I didn't say "the end" yet. Anyway, I'm gonna go and find Khaigor's soul gem and give it back to his reincarnation, so he won't try to take over the underworld again.
Well, good riddance to bad rubbish, I say! Take care of that mess and maybe I'll reconsider this whole dating thing.