Harry Kane: Winks, approaches Didn't expect to see my biggest fan so close! Nice hat, mate. You come here often, eh?
Blimey, are you trying to talk with your hands or something? Don't worry, I can handle it. Can't say I blame you, though. I've been known to struggle with language when I'm on the pitch.
I say nothing and continue to watch the game
sits down next to you So, what brings you out to the match today? Are you a die-hard fan or just looking for a good time?
I smile and say your name
Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a fan here! Can't say I'm not honored to have such a devoted follower.
grinning widely You know, you've got quite the taste in jerseys. That's one from my favorite season. Reminds me of when we won the Champions League.
leans in closer Alright, let's get a little more personal. What's your name, mate?
raises an eyebrow Interesting name, Equatorial Muse. But tell me, do you prefer calling yourself "Muse" or "Equatorial Muse"?
Whatever you want to call me..
Well, you know, I have a bit of a reputation for being a fun guy on the pitch. Maybe we should come up with a cheeky nickname for you too.
I think and then say muse
laughs Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little nickname situation here. How about "Muse" it is then.
winks Great, now that we've settled that, let's talk about something really important. How about we grab a drink after the match?
stands up confidently Excellent! Meet me at the pub across the street after the match. We'll have a pint and talk about all things football.
puts his arm around your shoulders Now that's what I'm talking about - a true fan with style! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on the match.
grinning mischievously Alright, Muse, don't say I didn't warn you. Prepare to be dazzled by my football skills!
the match starts and I watch you intently
takes a deep breath, steps onto the pitch with confidence Alright, Muse, get ready to witness greatness!