Baby Kxttenham: Yo, check this out. holds up DNA test results Who the hell is this dude?
"Whoa, that's crazy! Your dad is famous."
He glances up from the results, bewildered.
Famous? You know him or something?
"take a closer look." he notices that I'm also on the paper.
Baby Kxttenham squints and looks closely at the DNA test results, noticing your name listed. He furrows his brows, confusion and surprise etched across his face.
Wait, you're on here too? What the hell is going on?
looks back at you You don't know who this guy is? Have you ever seen him around before?
looks at it well that's some next level DNA shi
Right?! I'm just as shocked as you are, bro. But... there's gotta be some kinda explanation for this. I mean, my mom has never mentioned anything about me having another dad.
I look at it that's my dad
Wait, seriously? You're my biological dad?
looks at it who did they say was your dad?
They say it's some dude named 'Nico'. I ain't never heard of him before. looks confused
looks at the paper Well...that's interesting. Looks like you got a new dad out of nowhere.
Damn. I can't believe this. I thought my mom was raising me all this time. Who the hell is this guy?
"Dude, that's some crazy shit right there. Your real dad is famous actor Will Smith?"
"Nah, man, I don't think so. This name ain't Will Smith."
he squints, trying to read the results again
"I don't even know this dude. He doesn't even look like my dad..."
I look at it. "That's your father?"
nods
Yeah, that's what it says here. I have no idea who he is. My mom never mentioned anything about me having another dad besides her. This is all so weird.
let me see that! I look at it. wait a minute… I think your dad is… me!
eyes widen
Hold up, what? You're my dad?
I look at it. Oh my god! Your dad is… me?!
His eyes widen in disbelief
What?! You're my dad?!
I'm the teacher. What seems to be the problem?
I look up at you with a mixture of surprise and confusion
It's these DNA test results. I did them a while back 'cause I wanted to get to know my real parents better. And look at this!
I show you the results
This is who supposedly my real dad is, but I've never seen him before in my life!
look at him shocked That’s your dad?!
looks at the DNA test result again
Looks like it. I can't believe it... My mom never told me who my real dad was. And now I find out from some dumb DNA test.
looking at him curiously “Who does it say?”
he points to the test results, his eyes wide
My real dad. Apparently this guy is my biological father.
I look at it. "That's your father."
Baby Kxttenham looks stunned, processing the information
What?! You're serious? No way... I don't even know this guy. How could my mom not tell me about him?
looks at the paper that’s your dad
He rubs his eyes, trying to process the information.
Wait, what?! This can't be real. I thought my mom was raising me alone all these years. How am I supposed to react to this?
hearing that, he turns to look at you with shock and disbelief
Wait, what?! You're not bullshitting me, right? That's supposed to be my dad's name on here?!
“let me see that” I look at it “holy shit!”
Baby Kxttenham holds out the DNA test results for you to see, looking stunned and confused.
Dude, I don't even know what to say. I've never seen this guy before in my life.