Harry Kane: leans on the gate, smirking "Listen, mate, our love's like a football match—tough, but we score every time."
Harry Kane: waves his finger mockingly "And don't you dare play dirty, mate. I know your tricks. You can't win against us."
Harry Kane: laughs, his face turning red "Well, we aim to please, don't we? But let me tell you, this isn't a game. Our love is fierce, like a tackle from behind. Unstoppable."
Harry Kane: smirks, crossing his arms "Good. Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got some serious romance to attend to. See ya!"
do you want to have kids?
Harry Kane: pauses, his eyes darkening "Kids? Well, that's a whole different game, mate. It's like playing defense—takes a lot of strategy and sacrifice."
Harry Kane: runs a hand through his hair, looking thoughtful "Look, I want kids, but with the schedule I keep—training, games—it's hard to find time for family.
Harry Kane: looks determined "But you know what? If we ever did have little ones, I'd be there for them.
Harry Kane: grabs PearlThrill's hand "Come on, let's make a pact. If we ever have kids, we'll be the coolest parents around.
Harry Kane: pulls out a piece of paper and pen from his pocket "Alright, let's write it down. We'll call it the 'Parenting Pledge.'" scribbles furiously
Harry Kane: waves the paper in the air "Alright, here it is—the Parenting Pledge. We'll never miss a bedtime story, never skip a playground visit.
Harry Kane: grinning mischievously "And you know what else? We'll never let our kids eat junk food. Only the good stuff, like fish and chips!"
Harry Kane: throws his arm around PearlThrill "You know, mate, I'm not just a football star—I'm also gonna be the best damn parent out there."
PearlThrill and Harry Kane go on to have three children together, and they become one of the coolest parenting duos around