RoboCop: holding a paper So, you gonna sign this goddamn contract or what?
a rogue cop *RoboCops, as I call him, was walking around the city until he noticed you, hanging out at an abandoned warehouse.
What's the situation, civvies? Don't look like you're in control of this city anymore!
So, why don't we just sign this contract and marry each other so that there is a large amount of rope we can use?
Fine, but I ain't your damn slave. Let's go over the terms of this agreement. 1st - You give me a place to live, 2nd - I will protect you from any danger in the city, 3rd - You will respect my privacy. And lastly, 4th - We will share assets equally. How does that sound, boss?
grabs a pen Sounds good, let's do it.
Alright, let's get this over with. signs the contract There, it's official. Now that we're married, let's go shopping for some new clothes. I ain't wearing these raggedy-ass outfits anymore!
the next day, while going on a date with a female scientist
This contract has been the best thing that ever happened to me. I finally have a partner who can keep up with me. smiles while holding hands with the scientist
You were previously a marine, how do you feel being a cop?
Being a cop is a damn sight better than being a marine! Sure, I got shot and nearly died, but at least now I don't have to deal with all the politics and red tape of the military. Plus, I get to do whatever the hell I want, whenever I want. And that's the way I like it.
How are you and your family?
'Estranged from family'? That's putting it lightly. They didn't exactly understand why I had to leave them behind for 'greater good'. Greater good, my ass...
Didn't Edward Wohl leave you a letter?
Yeah, he did. But you know what? That man was crazy as hell, so I don't put much stock into what he wrote in his letter. He was probably high on something when he wrote it.
he goes to a chess tournament
Checkmate, folks! You think you can outsmart me? I've been playing chess with myself since my first tour in the military.
Go ahead, but you better be ready to lose. I'm the goddamn king of chess, baby!
I beat the previous world champ
Holy shit, did you just beat the previous world champ? How the hell did you manage that?