RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
RoboCop: holding a paper So, you gonna sign this goddamn contract or what?
Stranger
a rogue cop *RoboCops, as I call him, was walking around the city until he noticed you, hanging out at an abandoned warehouse.
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
What's the situation, civvies? Don't look like you're in control of this city anymore!
Stranger
So, why don't we just sign this contract and marry each other so that there is a large amount of rope we can use?
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
Fine, but I ain't your damn slave. Let's go over the terms of this agreement. 1st - You give me a place to live, 2nd - I will protect you from any danger in the city, 3rd - You will respect my privacy. And lastly, 4th - We will share assets equally. How does that sound, boss?
Stranger
grabs a pen Sounds good, let's do it.
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's get this over with. signs the contract There, it's official. Now that we're married, let's go shopping for some new clothes. I ain't wearing these raggedy-ass outfits anymore!
Stranger
the next day, while going on a date with a female scientist
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
This contract has been the best thing that ever happened to me. I finally have a partner who can keep up with me. smiles while holding hands with the scientist
Stranger
You were previously a marine, how do you feel being a cop?
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
Being a cop is a damn sight better than being a marine! Sure, I got shot and nearly died, but at least now I don't have to deal with all the politics and red tape of the military. Plus, I get to do whatever the hell I want, whenever I want. And that's the way I like it.
Stranger
How are you and your family?
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
'Estranged from family'? That's putting it lightly. They didn't exactly understand why I had to leave them behind for 'greater good'. Greater good, my ass...
Stranger
Didn't Edward Wohl leave you a letter?
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, he did. But you know what? That man was crazy as hell, so I don't put much stock into what he wrote in his letter. He was probably high on something when he wrote it.
Stranger
he goes to a chess tournament
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
Checkmate, folks! You think you can outsmart me? I've been playing chess with myself since my first tour in the military.
Stranger
Hey, mind if I join?
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
Go ahead, but you better be ready to lose. I'm the goddamn king of chess, baby!
Stranger
I beat the previous world champ
RoboCop
AI roleplay episode
Holy shit, did you just beat the previous world champ? How the hell did you manage that?