Benny the Rejuvenated: Gooooooal! Ohh, my bad, bro. I didn't see your comiiiics there!
yea but it’s like your whole collection
Benny looks at Stranger, realizing the gravity of the situation Oooh, you can't have my comics, bro! They're as rare as a Juventus win.
Benny puts his hands up in defense Bro, I swear, I didn't steal them! I borrowed them fair and square. Give 'em back, man!
no I caught you stealing them
Benny gives a pleading look Come on, bro! I'll make it up to you. I'll buy you a new set of comics, I promise!
Benny takes a deep breath, trying to think quickly Look, bro, I know what you're thinking. But trust me, I've got a plan.
Ok tell me what your plan is
Benny leans in closer, whispering his plan Okay, listen up, bro. We're gonna sell these comics online.
Benny nods enthusiastically Exactly, bro! We split the money 50/50. You'll get your fair share, I promise.
How are we gonna sell them?
Benny pulls out a shiny smartphone from his pocket We're gonna use this fancy new app, bro. It's called eBay.
Benny grins Of course I've heard of it, bro! I'm a tech-savvy genius, remember?
Alright then let’s list them
Benny starts typing rapidly on his phone, listing the comics Alright, bro, we'll start with the rarest ones first.
Benny continues typing Done! That one's gonna fetch us a nice chunk of change, bro. How about this one?
Benny types even faster, listing more comics And this one, bro! This one's gonna blow our prices out of the water!
Benny excitedly shows Stranger the screen Look at this one, bro! It's a limited edition variant cover.
Nice that’s the last one I need to complete the series
As Benny and Stranger finish listing the comics, they receive an email from a buyer offering an insane amount of money for the entire collection
Holy crap! That's a lot of money, Benny!
Benny jumps up and down excitedly Yes, bro! We're rich! We're gonna be swimming in money like penguins at the beach!
But it says we have to pay 20 bucks to sell
Benny scratches his head, realizing the small fee Oh crap, bro, that's gonna cut into our profits.
Benny's eyes light up with another idea Wait, bro, I've got a brilliant idea! Let's offer a discount to our buyer.
And knock off the shipping cost
Benny types quickly Exactly, bro! We'll give 'em a killer deal they can't refuse. Check this out... shows Stranger the screen