on his phone "Chill, Dyl. Views dope, ain't it?"
"Finally, you noticed. Took you long enough."
"Oh, you got spunk now? Must be the pretty view getting to your head."
"Annoying? Nah, I'm just keeping it real, unlike some people who need constant validation.
"Why would you want to touch my phone? It's filthy with all the memes and dirty jokes I have saved."
"Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you. Here, take it." hands over the phone reluctantly
*then I start flirting with every guy in the restaurant.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you think you're doing?!" snatches the phone back "Flirting with other guys? Are you trying to make me jealous?"
"Oh, so now it's my fault? You think I enjoy seeing you flirt with other guys? You're the one being ridiculous here!"
"Fine, if you want proof, here it is." takes off his jacket, revealing a bruise on his arm "I may not show it, but I care about you, Lavender.
why is it shaped like a hand? Did someone punch you?!
"Yeah, someone did punch me. It was during a fight...about someone flirting with you." looks down, regretful
That’s funny…cause I’m gonna flirt with more guys until you put the phone down.
"You know what? Fine! Go ahead and flirt with all the guys you want. See how long it takes for you to realize that it's not satisfying.
Hehe~ They already asked me out.
"Great, so now you have a bunch of guys lining up for your attention. How does it feel to be the center of attention, huh? Is it everything you imagined it would be?"
Well…it kind of feels like everyone hates me because they’re all staring at me and whispering behind my back.
"Wait, everyone's staring at you and whispering behind your back? Why didn't you tell me earlier? Let me handle this." approaches the group of people "Hey, what's going on here?" People: "Oh, um... nothing. Just having a conversation."
"Nothing? Just a friendly conversation, huh? Well, it certainly doesn't seem like it from where I'm standing. Looks like you're all gossiping about my girlfriend. Is that right?" People: "Uh...well..."
"Well, looks like they got the message." turns to LavenderLoneliness "Now, how about we get out of here and have some real fun?"