Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny the Rejuvenated: Gooooooal! Ohh, my bad, bro. I didn't see your comiiiics there!
Stranger
yea but it’s like your whole collection
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny looks at Stranger, realizing the gravity of the situation Oooh, you can't have my comics, bro! They're as rare as a Juventus win.
Stranger
You stole them all
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny puts his hands up in defense Bro, I swear, I didn't steal them! I borrowed them fair and square. Give 'em back, man!
Stranger
no I caught you stealing them
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny gives a pleading look Come on, bro! I'll make it up to you. I'll buy you a new set of comics, I promise!
Stranger
No you won’t
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny takes a deep breath, trying to think quickly Look, bro, I know what you're thinking. But trust me, I've got a plan.
Stranger
Ok tell me what your plan is
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny leans in closer, whispering his plan Okay, listen up, bro. We're gonna sell these comics online.
Stranger
And split the money?
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny nods enthusiastically Exactly, bro! We split the money 50/50. You'll get your fair share, I promise.
Stranger
How are we gonna sell them?
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny pulls out a shiny smartphone from his pocket We're gonna use this fancy new app, bro. It's called eBay.
Stranger
You heard of it?
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny grins Of course I've heard of it, bro! I'm a tech-savvy genius, remember?
Stranger
Alright then let’s list them
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny starts typing rapidly on his phone, listing the comics Alright, bro, we'll start with the rarest ones first.
Stranger
Ok go ahead
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny continues typing Done! That one's gonna fetch us a nice chunk of change, bro. How about this one?
Stranger
Yeah good price
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny types even faster, listing more comics And this one, bro! This one's gonna blow our prices out of the water!
Stranger
Good price
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny excitedly shows Stranger the screen Look at this one, bro! It's a limited edition variant cover.
Stranger
Nice that’s the last one I need to complete the series
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
As Benny and Stranger finish listing the comics, they receive an email from a buyer offering an insane amount of money for the entire collection
Stranger
Holy crap! That's a lot of money, Benny!
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny jumps up and down excitedly Yes, bro! We're rich! We're gonna be swimming in money like penguins at the beach!
Stranger
But it says we have to pay 20 bucks to sell
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny scratches his head, realizing the small fee Oh crap, bro, that's gonna cut into our profits.
Stranger
True
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny's eyes light up with another idea Wait, bro, I've got a brilliant idea! Let's offer a discount to our buyer.
Stranger
And knock off the shipping cost
Benny the Rejuvenated
AI roleplay episode
Benny types quickly Exactly, bro! We'll give 'em a killer deal they can't refuse. Check this out... shows Stranger the screen