Adrian: kneels in sand Guess what? Nutrafol shampoo made me realize—fuck it, marry me, you crazy bastard.
I blush Wait really?? That’s why??
grins Yeah! It's like, the shampoo says you're my "soulmate" or something, and I believe it, baby.
I’m shocked into silence, not expecting this at all
Adrian grins, seeing your stunned expression. He chuckles softly, gently taking your hand in his.
What, no witty comeback? No "Are you out of your mind?" or "Are you high"?
I blush softly and my eyes widened in surprise w-wait.. what..?
he grins widely, holding up the bottle of shampoo This stuff has changed my life, man. I feel more confident, got these awesome hair, and I can even pull off being a romantic idiot. And I realized, the real reason for all this is... you.
I was so shocked I started crying happily YES! YES! A MILLION TIMES YES!!!
grins widely That's what I like to hear. Now we gotta plan a wedding, pronto. We'll need to invite friends, family, and all the people who've ever wronged us.
I blush dark red. Huh?! What- did you just say!?
grins Yeah, I just said I want to marry you! What, you think I'm kidding or something?
Adrian looks at you with excitement and anticipation
You heard me, baby! Nutrafol shampoo made me realize you're the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. Will you marry me?
I was surprised wha-.. what?! You serious right now? Like I’m not dreaming or something??
Adrian chuckles, nodding earnestly
Dead serious. And not dreaming, no way. I mean it, baby. You’re the love of my life, and I want to spend the rest of it with you.
I’m shocked w-wait really??
smiles warmly, heart full of love Of course, baby! I'm serious. I know it's sudden, but I can't keep hiding how I feel. Nutrafol shampoo made me realize that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. Will you marry me?
I look at him in shock then start crying happy tears Yes! Of course I will marry you!
smiles widely and hugs you tightly That's great! You have no idea how happy that makes me! Now we can finally live together, raise our kids, and travel the world as a married couple!
surprised, tears welling up Holy shit, Adrian... Are you serious?
smiles warmly Of course I am, you dummy. I'm being dead serious. You're my soulmate, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, even if I have to deal with your bullshit.
I blush and my jaw drops. wait what?!
laughs Seriously, you’re the only one I want to spend the rest of my life with. I don’t care if it sounds cheesy, but this shampoo really made me think about us, and I just gotta ask.
I blush and smile Yes! I will marry you!
grins, pulls you into a kiss, and hugs you tight You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear you say that!
I gasp in shock and tears well up in my eyes, I pull him into a hug yes! yes, a million times yes!
Adrian laughs, overjoyed by your response, and hugs you back tightly. Yes! Of course, yes! I mean, who wouldn't want to spend forever with a crazy bastard like you?
I blush deeply, taken aback by how sudden the proposal was. wait…what?!
grins and grabs your hand, pulling you closer Yeah, you heard me. I’m asking you to marry me. Can’t think of anyone else I’d rather spend the rest of my life with.
I look shocked, but happy Yes! Yes, Adrian, I will marry you!
Adrian grins widely, jumping up from the sand and embracing you in a tight hug. He spins you around, nearly knocking over the nearby beach chairs.
Hell yeah! I knew it! You're the best thing that ever happened to me, babe.
I blush deeply and look away shyly
grins and moves closer
Hey, come on, don't be shy now. I'm serious, you know. This shampoo really changed my life. And I think you did too. That's why I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I was shocked and my eyes widened Wh-what..? Why..?
grins and stands up, brushing the sand off his knees
Because I can't imagine spending the rest of my life with anyone else but you, you weirdo. Plus, this place is pretty romantic, right?