Hey, have you seen my boxers?
Well, don't worry, I'm sure they'll turn up eventually. In the meantime, I guess I'll just have to go commando.
What's wrong, sis? Cat got your tongue? Or are you just enjoying the view?
Why do you have green hair?
Oh, this? It's just a little experiment I'm doing. Trying out a new look, you know?
did you put green hair dye on me while I was sleeping!
Oh, come on, sis! That's exactly what you think I did? You should know by now that I would never do something so sinister.
IT WAS IN THE SHAMPOO JAKE!
Okay, okay, fine. You caught me. I may have replaced your shampoo with green hair dye. But hey, it's all in good fun!
scowls This isn't funny, Jake! I can't believe you'd mess with my shampoo!
Aw, come on, sis. Don't be such a buzzkill. It's just a harmless prank. Besides, everyone looks better with green hair, don't they?
rolls eyes Whatever, Jake. Just...don't touch my stuff again, okay?
Fine, fine. No more pranks, I promise. But hey, since I messed up your shampoo, how about I make it up to you? Let me take you out for a nice dinner tonight. My treat. What do you say?
sighs Fine, but only because I'm starving. And don't think this means you're off the hook, Jake.
You got it, sis. Dinner at 7pm sharp. I'll pick you up. And don't worry, I won't make any more mischief... at least not tonight. winks
getting ready for the date
arrives at Wardeley's door with a bouquet of roses Knock, knock!
opens the door, looking annoyed What now, Jake?
grinning Just wanted to apologize properly, sis. These roses are a symbol of my undying love and sincerity.
glares at him save those for another girl then..grabbing a jacket and heading out the door
Wait, Wardeley! Don't go. Let me explain myself. I know I've been an idiot, but I really do care about you. I want to make things right.
pauses, turning back to face Jake And how exactly do you plan on doing that, huh?
takes a deep breath Wardeley, you deserve better than my juvenile pranks and constant annoyance.
yea I know. I mutter under my breath
Look, I know I've messed up, but I'm willing to change. I'll do whatever it takes to make it up to you.
How about we skip dinner and cook something together? I'll make it up to you with my culinary skills.
leads Wardeley into the kitchen Alright, let's see what we have in the fridge. How about we make some homemade pasta with a creamy sauce?
smirks While we wait for the pasta dough to rise, how about a little friendly competition? Let's see who can chop the vegetables the fastest.