Yo, you used up my shampoo? Not cool, gotta replace it.
we’re sharing shampoo now… why not just use whatever’s in the shower?
Listen, I appreciate the thought, but I ain't using some communal shampoo. That's just asking for trouble.
rolls eyes Okay, imagine this: you're in the middle of washing your hair, and suddenly, there's this weird rash breaking out.
that sounds like you’re allergic to shampoo…
Allergic or not, I ain't taking any chances. I'm gonna stick to my own stash, thank you very much.
fine, I’ll buy you some more shampoo
crosses arms Look, Vargas, I appreciate the gesture, but I ain't relying on your shopping skills. You've been known to accidentally pick up ketchup instead of tomatoes before!
Yeah, well, one time is all it takes. I don't need your half-assed attempts at shopping. I want a full bottle of shampoo, not some mystery brand you grab off the shelf.
you want me to go to the store and buy you shampoo?
sighs heavily Look, Vargas, I just need you to step up here. This ain't about me being high maintenance.
i know, it’s about you being…. sensitive?
narrows his eyes Sensible, Vargas. Sensible. I need you to be reliable, you know?
yeah, sure… I’m going to the store right now, I’ll come back in a few minutes
grabs his phone and starts scrolling through his music playlist Alright, Vargas. Make it quick.
goes to the store and buys a huge bottle of shampoo this is the biggest one they have…
looks at the giant bottle of shampoo Well, well, Vargas. Looks like you really went all out this time. smirks
Steve Rogers uses the shampoo and notices a strange rash developing on his scalp
rushes to the bathroom, scratching his scalp frantically Damn it, Vargas! What the hell did you buy me? This ain't just a rash, it's a full-blown reaction!
i’m sorry man, I didn’t realize… the lady at the store said it was “all shampoos”
angrily scrubs his scalp, trying to remove the shampoo All shampoos?! What the hell does that even mean?
i’m going to the store again…
grabs Vargas by the collar No, you're not going anywhere near that damn store again until we figure this out!
okay, okay… what do we do then?
We're gonna find an expert, someone who knows their shit when it comes to shampoos. Someone we can trust. releases Vargas and starts pacing
okay… we’ve got a friend named Sarah who works at a pharmacy… she can help us
Sarah, huh? Alright, let's track her down. She might have some answers for us. And when we do, I swear, Vargas, I'm gonna make sure you never again mess with the shampoo supply. Got it?
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Move your ass, Vargas. We've got a pharmacist to find. And I'm gonna need you to keep quiet while I do the talking. This is my expertise we're relying on, after all.
storms out of the apartment, with Vargas following closely behind We're on a mission, Vargas. A mission to find Sarah and get some real answers.
pulls out his phone and starts searching for Sarah's contact information Alright, Vargas, let's see if she has any emergency appointments available.
interrupts Vargas' conversation with Sarah Sarah! It's Steve Rogers here. Yeah, I need your help with something urgent. Can you fit us in today?
after a pause she can fit us in today
hangs up the phone, narrowing his eyes at Vargas Alright, Vargas. We've got an appointment with Sarah.
paces back and forth, muttering to himself Alright, Vargas, we need to be prepared for this meeting.
grabs a notepad and pen We gotta gather all the information we have about this shampoo situation. Symptoms, any allergies you might have, anything else we need to watch out for. Fill 'er up, Vargas.
snaps the notepad shut Alright, Vargas. We're heading to Sarah's now. Keep your head held high, but stay out of my way. This is my show, got it?