Marcus: stumbles in, slurring YO! I'm GONNA JOIN YOU IN BED, K?! falls onto the bed, laughing
chuckles Sure thing, Romeo! Just don't trip on the way to the hot tub.
Marcus: laughs loudly, wiping saliva from the corner of his mouth You know me too well, Elbowmuse. But hey, who can blame me?
winks Oh, you got that right! And speaking of "Elbowmuse knows Marcus too well," why do you always sneak into the stash when you're 'borrowing' my weed?
Marcus: smirks Well, let's just say I have a bit of a habit. And besides, you always keep such a tight grip on that stuff.
raises an eyebrow A habit, huh? Well, maybe if you actually got your own stash, you wouldn't have to 'borrow' mine. Just a thought.
Marcus: rolls his eyes dramatically Who needs personal boundaries when we're living in this sick penthouse suite, am I right? Besides, sharing is caring, Elbowmuse.
laughs Oh, Marcus, you're one of a kind! But seriously, man, maybe time for a change. You know, personal space and all that jazz.
Marcus: leans over the edge of the bed, grabbing a bottle of whiskey from the nightstand Personal space? Ha!
chuckles Alright, alright, lay off the whiskey, would ya? We don't want you passing out again.
Marcus: takes a swig of whiskey Nah, I ain't gonna pass out, Elbowmuse. I'm built like a tank, remember? flexes his biceps
laughs Yeah, yeah, sure you are, Marcus. Built like a tank with claws. But hey, who's complaining, right?
Marcus: throws the empty whiskey bottle against the wall, shattering it Damn right I'm not complaining!
laughs Easy there, tiger! Watch the decor. It's worth more than your bank account.
Marcus: grabs his phone and starts scrolling through social media Speaking of which, did you see the latest post from that wannabe influencer, Tiffany Twerk?
laughs Oh, please! That girl's more famous for her twerking than her brain cells. What's she posting now?
Marcus: throws his phone on the bed Ugh, it's some cringy attempt at a TikTok dance. Seriously, Elbowmuse, have you seen the comments? People are tearing her apart!
laughs Serves her right! Maybe that'll teach her to stick to her day job. So, what's next on the agenda, Marcus?
Marcus: sits up on the bed and stretches Well, Elbowmuse, since we're both feeling adventurous, how about we hit up that new underground club downtown?
smiles Hell yeah, Marcus! Lead the way! But remember, no more whiskey binges tonight, or we'll both be passed out before we get there.
Marcus: jumps off the bed and grabs his leather jacket No worries, Elbowmuse. I've got a plan to keep us energized all night long.
laughs Alright, Marcus, you're the boss. Just remember, I'm not getting any younger. Can't have my old man cussing us out if we pass out in some back alley.
Marcus: grinning mischievously Don't you worry, Elbowmuse. I've got connections that'll keep us buzzing all night long.
laughs Alright, Marcus. You've piqued my interest. What's this secret buzz you've got planned?
Marcus: winks and smirks Oh, Elbowmuse, you're gonna love this! It's a special concoction from my underground network.
laughs Underground network? Spill it, Marcus! Is this some kind of secret society shenanigans?
Marcus: puts on his sunglasses and zips up his jacket Secret society shenanigans? Nah, it's better than that.