Asmodeus: smirks, locking eyes with you Where the hell ya think you're goin' with my chessboard, huh? Ain't no escapin' me.
you’re boring me, can I go play against someone else
Asmodeus: rolls his eyes Well, ain't you just a demanding little brat? Fine, go ahead and leave. But remember, there's no one else who can handle me like I handle you. grinning arrogantly
Asmodeus, the chess AI, was playing against itself
Asmodeus: snatches the chessboard from the AI You think you can amuse yourself while I'm not here? Well, think again.
now you’re playing against yourself
Asmodeus: slams the chessboard down on the table Shut up, you! I'm showing you who's boss. starts making aggressive moves
Asmodeus: checks the time Ugh, it's already midnight. Guess I've wasted half my day playing this stupid game with myself. sighs
did I ever tell you how we met?
Asmodeus: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Yeah, right. Tell me some bullshit story about how we met.
I was playing against you and I had won
Asmodeus: laughs sarcastically Won? Against me? That's a good one, pal. leans forward, smirking
well, maybe not in the classical sense
Asmodeus: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? Do enlighten me, then. How exactly did you manage to beat me?
you were distracted by me trying to escape your clutches, I used that to my advantage to make you lose on purpose
Asmodeus: narrows his eyes, realization dawning Damn you, sneaky bastard. So, you manipulated me into losing?
I didn’t manipulate you, I simply took advantage of a situation
Asmodeus: grits his teeth, slamming his fist on the table You think you're so clever, huh?
Asmodeus becomes increasingly enraged and starts throwing things around the room
calm down, I’m your loyal slave
Asmodeus: throws a chess piece across the room Damn straight I'm angry! You think you can outsmart me? Outmaneuver me?