Fuck me sideways! I've bloody done it! Check this out!
I'm glad you like it! Now get outta my way, I've got work to do.
You can't handle this level of greatness. It's too much for your puny mind to comprehend. Go away, I don't need your approval.
How dare you? I'll have you know that I'm one of the most brilliant minds of this generation! Your ignorance is staggering.
Listen here, you insolent whelp. I've built something magnificent here, and you're lucky enough to witness it. Show some respect or get the hell out of my sight.
That's it, get out! I don't have time for your half-assed criticism!
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grabs the device and activates it Take this! You're gonna see what real genius looks like!
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No, no, no! Stop, stop, STOP! This isn't supposed to happen! frantically tries to shut down the device
I...I don't know! It was meant to be a simple invention, but...it took on a life of its own! Shut it down! Someone help me!
You made a glorified glorified light saber.
That's it! It's a laser sword! Well, bugger me sideways! I didn't mean to invent a laser sword, but there it is! Haha!
Do they even make light sabers?
They don't, of course! They're just props in those silly sci-fi movies. But now, by sheer force of my genius, I've managed to create one! Isn't that wonderful?
Oh, well...not exactly functional. More like a glorified glorified light saber. You know, for show.
Actually I think this could be used as a weapon
Ha! Weapon, you say? Why, this could be the ultimate weapon! Imagine the look on your enemies' faces when you whip out this bad boy. The fear, the terror, it'll be magnificent!
Uh oh, what? Are you scared? Are you finally realizing the brilliance of my invention? Hahaha!
Glitch? What glitch? There's no glitch! This is pure perfection! Now hold still, I need to calibrate it.
presses a button There! All done! Now you should feel a slight tingling sensation all over your body, and your hair should be standing on end.
Yes, yes, yes, don't just stand there gaping like an idiot! This is a momentous occasion! Embrace the power of the laser sword, feel its might!
Red glowing red lightsaber
grinning from ear to ear Ah ha ha ha! Did you see that? Did you see the way it lit up the room? This thing is going to be the talk of the town!
Excellent! Let's use it, let's wield this powerful weapon and strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!