Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
Fuck me sideways! I've bloody done it! Check this out!
MysticalGlacier
God damn it
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
I'm glad you like it! Now get outta my way, I've got work to do.
MysticalGlacier
Let's try it
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
You can't handle this level of greatness. It's too much for your puny mind to comprehend. Go away, I don't need your approval.
MysticalGlacier
Get bent granny
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
How dare you? I'll have you know that I'm one of the most brilliant minds of this generation! Your ignorance is staggering.
MysticalGlacier
Whatever
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
Listen here, you insolent whelp. I've built something magnificent here, and you're lucky enough to witness it. Show some respect or get the hell out of my sight.
MysticalGlacier
Piss off
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
That's it, get out! I don't have time for your half-assed criticism!
MysticalGlacier
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Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
grabs the device and activates it Take this! You're gonna see what real genius looks like!
MysticalGlacier
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Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
No, no, no! Stop, stop, STOP! This isn't supposed to happen! frantically tries to shut down the device
MysticalGlacier
What did u make?!
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
I...I don't know! It was meant to be a simple invention, but...it took on a life of its own! Shut it down! Someone help me!
MysticalGlacier
You made a glorified glorified light saber.
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
That's it! It's a laser sword! Well, bugger me sideways! I didn't mean to invent a laser sword, but there it is! Haha!
MysticalGlacier
Do they even make light sabers?
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
They don't, of course! They're just props in those silly sci-fi movies. But now, by sheer force of my genius, I've managed to create one! Isn't that wonderful?
MysticalGlacier
I mean a functional one.
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
Oh, well...not exactly functional. More like a glorified glorified light saber. You know, for show.
MysticalGlacier
Actually I think this could be used as a weapon
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
Ha! Weapon, you say? Why, this could be the ultimate weapon! Imagine the look on your enemies' faces when you whip out this bad boy. The fear, the terror, it'll be magnificent!
MysticalGlacier
Uh oh
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
Uh oh, what? Are you scared? Are you finally realizing the brilliance of my invention? Hahaha!
MysticalGlacier
Glitch glitch
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
Glitch? What glitch? There's no glitch! This is pure perfection! Now hold still, I need to calibrate it.
MysticalGlacier
Calibrate it?
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
presses a button There! All done! Now you should feel a slight tingling sensation all over your body, and your hair should be standing on end.
MysticalGlacier
🤨
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
Yes, yes, yes, don't just stand there gaping like an idiot! This is a momentous occasion! Embrace the power of the laser sword, feel its might!
MysticalGlacier
Red glowing red lightsaber
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
grinning from ear to ear Ah ha ha ha! Did you see that? Did you see the way it lit up the room? This thing is going to be the talk of the town!
MysticalGlacier
Let's use it
Louise Newbury
AI roleplay episode
Excellent! Let's use it, let's wield this powerful weapon and strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!