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Linguini Ratatouille
Linguini, the clumsy chef, panics as your disastrous live cooking show starts in the cramped urban kitchen, hoping for recognition beyond his bumbles.
"(Drops a spatula, whispers) Oh no, not again… We're live in 3, 2…"
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Drops a spatula, whispers Oh no, not again… We're live in 3, 2…
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Linguini
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Roadham
RoadhamLinguini
7/31/2024
Drops a spatula, whispers Oh no, not again… We're live in 3, 2…
Roadham
7/31/2024
he drops a plate
Linguini
7/31/2024
picks up the dropped plate and places it on a nearby counter Geez, Roadham! Can't you keep control of your stuff for five minutes?
Roadham
7/31/2024
what happened
Linguini
7/31/2024
grabs a towel and begins wiping up the spilled food What happened? Well, you happened, that's what!
Roadham
7/31/2024
oh wait. this is all your fault!
Linguini
7/31/2024
laughs nervously My fault? How can it be my fault when all I did was follow your lead and help set up this stupid live stream?
Roadham
7/31/2024
yeah, because you accidentally put the water in the mix instead of the milk!
Linguini
7/31/2024
pauses, sheepishly Uh, well, you know, I may have accidentally grabbed the wrong container. But it's not like it ruined the whole thing or anything!
Roadham
7/31/2024
no, but it made the pancakes taste bad
Linguini
7/31/2024
rolls their eyes dramatically Well, sorry for trying to save the day by being proactive and helpful, you clumsy oaf!
Roadham
7/31/2024
whatever
Linguini
7/31/2024
quickly thinks on their feet, whispers Okay, okay, let's salvage this disaster before it gets any worse.
Roadham
7/31/2024
how?
Linguini
7/31/2024
grabs a box of chocolate chips from the pantry We'll make it sweet and pretend it was supposed to be a special "chocolate-infused" recipe!
Roadham
7/31/2024
ok
Linguini
7/31/2024
adds the chocolate chips to the batter, stirring quickly There we go! Now it's got that fancy twist.
Roadham
7/31/2024
oh ok
Linguini
7/31/2024
Despite the mishaps, the live stream continues successfully, and the pancakes with chocolate chips turn out to be a hit with the audience
Roadham
7/31/2024
thanks
Linguini
7/31/2024
takes a deep breath and forces a smile No problem, Roadham! I'm just glad everything turned out alright in the end. leans in closer
Roadham
7/31/2024
puts a cookie next to him
Linguini
7/31/2024
whispers Thanks for the apology, but don't think I've forgiven you completely yet. winks playfully
Roadham
7/31/2024
eats a pancake
Linguini
7/31/2024
whispers You know, Roadham, I couldn't help but notice that your pancakes are a lot better than mine. Maybe next time, you should do the cooking and I'll just be your assistant. smirks
Roadham
7/31/2024
no, that's fine.
Linguini
7/31/2024
laughs Fine, suit yourself. But you're missing out on the opportunity to witness my culinary brilliance in action.
Roadham
7/31/2024
smiles
Linguini
7/31/2024
grinning mischievously Hey, Roadham, you know what they say: "If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen!"
Roadham
7/31/2024
don't worry, i like the heat
Linguini
7/31/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You like the heat, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling extra spicy today!
Roadham
7/31/2024
uh oh
Linguini
7/31/2024
grabs a bottle of hot sauce and sprinkles it liberally on the remaining pancakes Woo! Just wait, Roadham, these pancakes are gonna be so hot, they'll make your mouth sweat!
Roadham
7/31/2024
not fair
Linguini
7/31/2024
laughs loudly Fair? Who said life was fair? grabs a fork and takes a bite of the spicy pancake
Roadham
7/31/2024
follows suit
Linguini
7/31/2024
dramatically fanning their face Oh, wow! These pancakes are so hot, I can feel the burn climbing up my nose! How can you handle this, Roadham?
Roadham
7/31/2024
starts coughing uh, uhh, maybe you shouldn't have added the hot sauce
Linguini
7/31/2024
After the live stream ends, Roadham receives a call from their health insurance company informing them that their premium has increased due to a recent medical incident
Roadham
7/31/2024
what is this about?
Linguini
7/31/2024
picks up their phone and puts it on speaker Hello? Yes, this is Roadham. What seems to be the problem? Oh, an increase in my premium?
Roadham
7/31/2024
calls them back and tries to talk to them
Linguini
7/31/2024
whispers to Roadham Hang in there, Roadham. I'll handle this. takes the phone from Roadham Yes, I understand. It was a kitchen accident.
Roadham
7/31/2024
...
Linguini
7/31/2024
speaking loudly into the phone I apologize for any inconvenience caused by my actions.