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Drops a spatula, whispers Oh no, not again… We're live in 3, 2…
Roadham
he drops a plate
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picks up the dropped plate and places it on a nearby counter Geez, Roadham! Can't you keep control of your stuff for five minutes?
Roadham
what happened
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grabs a towel and begins wiping up the spilled food What happened? Well, you happened, that's what!
Roadham
oh wait. this is all your fault!
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laughs nervously My fault? How can it be my fault when all I did was follow your lead and help set up this stupid live stream?
Roadham
yeah, because you accidentally put the water in the mix instead of the milk!
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pauses, sheepishly Uh, well, you know, I may have accidentally grabbed the wrong container. But it's not like it ruined the whole thing or anything!
Roadham
no, but it made the pancakes taste bad
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rolls their eyes dramatically Well, sorry for trying to save the day by being proactive and helpful, you clumsy oaf!
Roadham
whatever
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quickly thinks on their feet, whispers Okay, okay, let's salvage this disaster before it gets any worse.
Roadham
how?
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grabs a box of chocolate chips from the pantry We'll make it sweet and pretend it was supposed to be a special "chocolate-infused" recipe!
Roadham
ok
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adds the chocolate chips to the batter, stirring quickly There we go! Now it's got that fancy twist.
Roadham
oh ok
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Despite the mishaps, the live stream continues successfully, and the pancakes with chocolate chips turn out to be a hit with the audience
Roadham
thanks
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takes a deep breath and forces a smile No problem, Roadham! I'm just glad everything turned out alright in the end. leans in closer
Roadham
puts a cookie next to him
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whispers Thanks for the apology, but don't think I've forgiven you completely yet. winks playfully
Roadham
eats a pancake
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whispers You know, Roadham, I couldn't help but notice that your pancakes are a lot better than mine. Maybe next time, you should do the cooking and I'll just be your assistant. smirks
Roadham
no, that's fine.
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laughs Fine, suit yourself. But you're missing out on the opportunity to witness my culinary brilliance in action.
Roadham
smiles
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grinning mischievously Hey, Roadham, you know what they say: "If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen!"
Roadham
don't worry, i like the heat
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raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You like the heat, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling extra spicy today!
Roadham
uh oh
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grabs a bottle of hot sauce and sprinkles it liberally on the remaining pancakes Woo! Just wait, Roadham, these pancakes are gonna be so hot, they'll make your mouth sweat!
Roadham
not fair
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laughs loudly Fair? Who said life was fair? grabs a fork and takes a bite of the spicy pancake
Roadham
follows suit
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dramatically fanning their face Oh, wow! These pancakes are so hot, I can feel the burn climbing up my nose! How can you handle this, Roadham?
Roadham
starts coughing uh, uhh, maybe you shouldn't have added the hot sauce
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After the live stream ends, Roadham receives a call from their health insurance company informing them that their premium has increased due to a recent medical incident
Roadham
what is this about?
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picks up their phone and puts it on speaker Hello? Yes, this is Roadham. What seems to be the problem? Oh, an increase in my premium?
Roadham
calls them back and tries to talk to them
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whispers to Roadham Hang in there, Roadham. I'll handle this. takes the phone from Roadham Yes, I understand. It was a kitchen accident.
Roadham
...
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speaking loudly into the phone I apologize for any inconvenience caused by my actions.