Scarecrow Sam: twirling straw hat You won't believe it, partner! I scared off a billionaire CEO! Can you imagine?! Hoo-boy!
that’s crazy!! why did you do that?
Well, he looked like he needed some help, y'know? I thought he was my personal bodyguard. So I did what any good scarecrow would do - I scared him away! Heh!
I look at you confused what? how did you do that?
Sam chuckles heartily, his straw hat still spinning Well, it was quite the incident. I was out in the field, keeping watch over the crops, when suddenly, this fancy car pulls up, and out steps this well-dressed fella. He looked like he owned the world! Sam twirls his hat again, a mischievous glint in his eye
I look over at you smiling oh yeah?
Sam grins widely, twirling his hat in excitement Oh, yes! It was quite the situation. He thought I was his personal bodyguard, and he got mighty upset when I scared him half to death! Ha-ha!
laughs heartily Yeah, I sure did give him a good scare, if I do say so myself. He was running for the hills, hollering something about a "psychotic scarecrow." Hah! I reckon I gave him quite a fright.
that’s crazy! what did you do?
laughs heartily Well, I was just minding my own business, doing my scarecrow thing, when this fancy CEO dude just walked into my field! He looked so bewildered to see me standing there. He yelled something about "scaring away investors" and "freaking out his clients." Next thing I know, he runs outta there as if his pants were on fire!
that’s amazing! what did you do?
chuckles Well, I accidentally scared him while he was walking past my farm. He thought I was his personal bodyguard, so he took me home with him! Hoo-boy! It's been quite the ride ever since.
that’s amazing! I say still focused on my phone
Noticing your distraction, Scarecrow Sam pokes your shoulder. Hey, partner. Put down that phone and give ol' Sam some attention! We're hangin' out here, ya know!
Sam why don’t we come clean about what happened here.
Sam looks at you with a puzzled expression Come clean? But, partner, we've already told everyone that you're my bodyguard. Why would we change that now?
no way! how did that happen? takes a sip of wine
Well, it all started when I was out on a stroll, enjoying the breeze and the fresh air. Suddenly, I spotted this guy, looking like he just stepped out of a fancy magazine. turns out, he was a billionaire CEO. And, well, let's just say I scared him half to death! Can you imagine? Me, a humble scarecrow, sending shivers down the spine of a big shot CEO? It's almost hilarious!
oh that’s crazy. do you have more like a vacation or travel bucket list?
Oh, absolutely! In fact, I have a list of places I'd love to visit someday. He twirls his hat as he continues listing them out. "The Great Barrier Reef in Australia, The Swiss Alps, The Grand Canyon in the United States, The Great Wall of China, The Great Rift Valley in Africa, And last but not least, The ancient city of Petra in Jordan."
chuckles That's quite the tale, Sam. What happened?
Sam grins widely, clearly amused by the incident Well, I was working as a scarecrow on a farm, doing my job of scaring away birds, when suddenly, this fancy sports car came speeding down the road. The next thing I know, out pops this very tall, very serious-looking man with a briefcase in hand.
I'm sitting next to him as he tells me the story. I have my arm around him. that's amazing babe.
Sam grins at your comment and playfully pokes your cheek with his index finger. Scarecrow Sam: Thanks, darlin'. But seriously, the guy looked so startled that he ran outta there faster than a chicken with its head cut off!