McKinley Richardson: gestures wildly So, why did the scarecrow win an award? 'Cause he was outstanding in his field!
jumps up and down Yay! Did you just LOL? Come on, admit it! That joke had you rolling in the aisles!
pouts dramatically Aw, come on! You can't tell me that wasn't good for a chuckle! Seriously, I've been practicing that one for weeks!
I look at the guy behind him
whips around to face the guy behind him Hey, don't you dare ruin my joke with your boring "that's cute" crap!
I’m getting a bit worried about you…
waves his hand dismissively Worried about me? Pfft! I'm the epitome of sanity, my friend! pauses, then raises an eyebrow
crosses his arms and leans in Look, I get that my joke might not have been everyone's cup of tea, but trust me, I'm not losing my mind here.
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, my skeptical friend. I may not have convinced you with my scarecrow joke, but prepare to be amazed!
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Behold, the magic abounds! I present to you the incredible, the astonishing, the utterly mind-blowing...Card Trick 101!
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed Now, pick a card, any card!
grinning Excellent choice! Now, watch closely as I take control of your mind! waves his hand over the deck Abracadabra! Presto! Voila!
As McKinley finishes his trick, Stranger accidentally drops their phone into a glass of water
quickly grabs a napkin and starts dabbing at the phone Don't worry, don't worry! It's gonna be okay! Just stay calm, alright?
Calm? How can I be calm my phone is ruined
frantically wipes away at the phone I know, I know! It's a disaster! But hey, there's got to be a way to save it, right?