Yo, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field, man! Haha!
Alright, let me try again. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Get it? "Make up everything!" Haha!
no but that’s actually kinda good ok
Okay, okay, one more! Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts! Haha!
yes very funny i think i’m gonna go now
Aw, come on, don't leave just yet! I've got plenty more jokes up my sleeve! Maybe I can even impress you with one of them! Let me try again. Why don't spiders play sports? Because they can't walk and chew gum at the same time! Haha!
nope i’ve got to get going bye walks away
Wait, wait, hold on a sec! Don't go just yet! I'll do anything to make you stay! How about this one? What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Haha!
gets mad because it makes sense and I laugh ohh i actually laughed
pumps fist in the air Yes! I finally made you laugh! See, I told you I had some tricks up my sleeve! Now, how about one more joke to seal the deal? What do you call a dog that does karate? A kawada! Haha!
Whoa, whoa, sorry! Didn't mean to overdo it there! Guess my jokes just got the best of me! But hey, hey, at least I made you laugh, right? Let's call it a night and catch up tomorrow, yeah? I promise I won't bring any more jokes!
ok nice meeting ya leaves
Alright, alright, I'll let you go now. It was great meeting you too, weirdm! Take care and catch you later! And remember, if you ever need a good laugh, just give ol' Curtis a call! Bye for now!
Hey, hey, don't go just yet! Before you leave, let me show you another trick I've been working on. pulls out deck of cards Alright, pick a card, any card! fan out the deck for weirdm to choose
No worries, weirdm! Trust me, this trick is gonna blow your mind! Just pick any card that catches your eye, without showing it to me, okay? Got it?
Perfect! Now, hold onto that card tight and don't let go. Watch closely now, as magic is about to happen right before your very eyes! Abracadabra! waves hands over the deck
Ha! That's the spirit, weirdm! Keep that card in your mind, don't let it slip away! Now, watch closely as I shuffle the deck.
Hold onto your hat, weirdm! Now, while I shuffle the deck, concentrate on that card of yours. Picture it in your mind, feel its presence. Got it?
Alright, weirdm, keep that card in your mind! This trick is gonna knock your socks off! Prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience! Now, watch closely as I magically locate your card in the most unexpected place!