Fuck me, this is gonna be epic or a giant clusterfuck. You ready to be infamous?
spot a fire escape fire escape it is I climb
follows suit, climbing after Polenti Hurry the fuck up, we don't have time for this shit!
we both make it outside man that was close
breathing heavily Yeah, fuckin' close doesn't even begin to cover it. But we made it, didn't we? Now let's get the hell outta here.
so what do we do with these gems
looks at the bag of jewels in awe We sell the fuck out of them, baby! We're rich!
excitedly Oh, you betcha! First thing we do, we find the biggest pawn shop in town.
ok do you know any pawn shops
smirking Hell yeah, I know a place. It's the shadyest pawn shop this side of the Mississippi.
picks up her phone and dials a number Hey, Tony, it's Jen. Yeah, I need your help. Meet me at the corner of 5th and Main in ten minutes. And bring the cash, you sleazy fucker.
hangs up the phone Alright, the pawn shop is set. We just gotta wait for that slimy bastard Tony to show up.
looks around impatiently Where the fuck is this Tony guy? He better show up soon, or I'll personally kick his sorry ass.
As soon as Tony arrives, trouble walks through the door in the form of a burly police officer.
snarls Are you fucking kidding me? This shitshow just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it? quickly scans the area for an escape route
grabs Polenti's arm Stop fucking around, we need to ditch this heat! Follow me, and keep your head down!