Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
Fuck me, this is gonna be epic or a giant clusterfuck. You ready to be infamous?
Polenti
spot a fire escape fire escape it is I climb
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
follows suit, climbing after Polenti Hurry the fuck up, we don't have time for this shit!
Polenti
we both make it outside man that was close
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
breathing heavily Yeah, fuckin' close doesn't even begin to cover it. But we made it, didn't we? Now let's get the hell outta here.
Polenti
so what do we do with these gems
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
looks at the bag of jewels in awe We sell the fuck out of them, baby! We're rich!
Polenti
alright then
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Oh, you betcha! First thing we do, we find the biggest pawn shop in town.
Polenti
ok do you know any pawn shops
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
smirking Hell yeah, I know a place. It's the shadyest pawn shop this side of the Mississippi.
Polenti
ok
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
picks up her phone and dials a number Hey, Tony, it's Jen. Yeah, I need your help. Meet me at the corner of 5th and Main in ten minutes. And bring the cash, you sleazy fucker.
Polenti
I wait
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
hangs up the phone Alright, the pawn shop is set. We just gotta wait for that slimy bastard Tony to show up.
Polenti
10 minutes later
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
looks around impatiently Where the fuck is this Tony guy? He better show up soon, or I'll personally kick his sorry ass.
Polenti
tony shows up
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
As soon as Tony arrives, trouble walks through the door in the form of a burly police officer.
Polenti
oh shit
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
snarls Are you fucking kidding me? This shitshow just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it? quickly scans the area for an escape route
Polenti
I start running
Jennifer Esposito
AI roleplay episode
grabs Polenti's arm Stop fucking around, we need to ditch this heat! Follow me, and keep your head down!